Email to Inui Sadaharu
To: inuisadaharu@kingston.cn.edu
From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.jp.ne
Subject: Mistletoe attack!
Sadaharu~<3 ( Read more... )
From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.jp.ne
Subject: Mistletoe attack!
Sadaharu~<3 ( Read more... )
To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Cheese makes the world go round
I don't think Zaizen is used to leaving comfort and luxury behind to look at pretty lights. He's apparently living off of hot chocolate. And are you skating outdoors?!
You're coming back early. Not that I'm complaining (totally not) just pointing it out.
It was the Oishi family party, so they were probably daughters of business partners who were told to flock to Oishi. Don't you know how these sort of parties work? But yeah he totally made one cry and I think it's because he told her she reminded him of an iguana. So uncool. -____-;
And these cheese was amazing! Half of it's gone already. I'm going to turn into a cheeseball at this rate. Good bye awesome abs.
I thought I did!! Yuushi and I have been bragging non-stop! He even threw me a surprise party! The bastard totally tricked me but I tricked him too so it's only fair. I made him think Sakaki yelled at me for flirting too much instead of promoting me for being kickass. >D And then we celebrated in five very fun ways ^__~
Maybe I can be sucking on a mint and shove it in her mouth the next time? Gotta say though, it's not all bad. Got a few kisses from Yuushi's sister.
Snowboarding is way cooler and has better outfits. I can teach you when you get back. Yuushi and I try to hit the slopes on the weekends if we aren't busy.
Sounds perfect!
Lots of light from the force,
Ryou
P.S. Yeah but I don't let just anyone call me Ryou.
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Re: Cheese makes the world go round
The lights were amazing Shishido!!! I'll show you and Yuushi the video I took when I get back. Yeah I am! There are some frozen ponds around. I play hockey in a rink though.
I have to be there before everyone gets back. For starters, there might be data flitting around. I can hear it if I'm there.
How rude! I wonder if they know he's after Kikumaru.
You will not turn into a cheeseball. You'll work it off with the snowboarding and lightsaber battles. Among other things (100%).
Five?! What were they? You two sure know how to make his Canadian lonely.
If she is a good kisser, perhaps. Shinobu? The one who draws the porn? I haven't met her.
Hockey is a blast though. You get to hit people for no reason and gut check. It's a rush.
May the force be with you,
Inui
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Your subjects are lame
I think they'd be cool. But they don't seem Zaizen's thing. Oh, got an update. He's thawing out in BC now apparently. And you're on a frozen pond? Is that safe?
Makes sense I guess.
If they did it would probably get back to Oishi's dad and I think there's a 50% chance that his dad might kill him for that.
You say that now, but you aren't seeing how much food is around me tempting me.
>D 5 was eat takoyaki and cheese sandwiches until we burst. Probably where most of the cheese went you sent me. 4. Watch the remasted Star Wars movies! 3. Put on cheesy music and dance around while drinking way too much vanilla vodka...And it's still way too weird talking to someone about things Yuushi and I get up to behind closed doors. So I leave 2 and 1 to your imagination.
Not such a good kisser. But Shinobu is! And she's an Oshitari so she's hot. But she does have a weird fetish for boys love and making yaoi magazines starring the men in her life. She was here on family day.
o.O errr sort of not selling it.
Wishing you were here under the mistletoe!
Ryou
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: I was supposed to change them!?
Vancouver I imagine, if he's "thawing". Frozen ponds are safe. I'm fine, trust me. If it makes you feel better, I've been skating at the rink more. Yanagi doesn't think the ponds are any safer than you do.
Only 50%? I was thinking more around 76.32%.
I have faith in your working out abilities.
If 1 and 2 were kinky, I'm going to be very upset. (132.98%)
I imagine that the Oshitari line is full of amazing kissers. It's not such a weird fetish. I'd like to meet her sometime.
Hockey isn't lame like figure skating.
It's full of nargles.
Inui
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From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Duh
Hmm in that case, I totally trust your judgement and skate on ponds as much as you want!
Well I figure there's a good chance he'll drop dead himself before he can do any killing.
You're always welcome to join me.
1 was a combination of 2-4 with a few random extras tossed in to spice it up. But you might have to be upset over it and 2.
Maybe the next family day. She likes to torture err visit the Oshitari family and those attached to it.
Then I'll pick hockey over ice skating.
I'll risk it for you,
Ryou
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: ...Oh
I never do it during spring or summer. I'm safe!
Possibly. If Oishi is an indication of how his father is, then they'll dig themselves an early grave with the worrying.
When I return.
Exactly my point.
She sounds lovely! I can't wait.
Thought so. Hockey players don't wear frilly outfits. Men only go to figure skating because they can't hack it as a hockey player. 100% true.
Keep some up then,
Inui
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From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Try leaving a kinky one ^___~
You'd probably be swimming then.
It's amazing the Oishi line has made it this far.
Yoga, jogging, or some other cardio work out?
We can have a proper A ranked celebration between the two of us when you get back... after the lightsaber war.
I may have a few samples of her work in my room >.>
lol you're evil. Fine. I'll try hockey. But if I break anything you're gonna do my chores for me.
And Yuushi says xoxoxo I'm not sure if it's alien code or just a bunch of hugs and kisses.
I don't think we need mistletoe to kiss
Ryou
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Lightsaber sex
Too cold for swimming.
Is the hairstyle genetic? It's been a great curiosity of mine since I saw it.
Tantric? We'll figure something out.
I look forward too it. Perhaps cheese fondue as well.
Can I see?!
I promise I won't break you. I haven't done so yet. ^_~
Tell Yuushi <3333333
No, not really. But it's the romanticness that counts,
Inui
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From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Kinky but totally abusing the force
Even in summer? Brrr
God no. His father was pretty okay for an old guy.
Tantric? I don't have that kind of time! Or patience!
Oh, now you're talking.
I wouldn't have brought it up if I wasn't gonna share.
You also haven't been beating me up with hockey sticks.
Will do. But how come he gets a heart chain and I don't?
Since when am I romantic?
Ryou
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Come to the dark side
It's Canada.
Then it's a safe bet (93%) that the Oishi line will die with the young master.
Circuit training then?
Should I bring back more cheese?
Good. I can't wait.
Why would I want to do that? Sex is more difficult if you have to work around bruises.
Is Yuushi getting emails about lightsaber sex and cheese fondue? I think not. ♥ ♥ hearts;
I think Yuushi's rubbing off on you. In more ways than 5,
Inui
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From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: How about just emailing you makes me hard'
It still gets summer.
lol because he's gay or because he's going to kill himself before he can reproduce?
We can explore options when you get back.
I never turn down more cheese.
Just don't tell Yuushi. He gets all fussy about it.
You think so? You just need to be more creative.
Good point. ♥♥♥
I'll deny it with my dying breath.
Ryou♥
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: That's an interesting mental image
Yeah, and it's still cold. It's not Florida.
The latter.
All options?
Which ones did you like the most? I'll be sure to get lots of those.
Does he not like her? She seems very pleasant.
Can't exactly be going at it with you going 'ow' every minute. Turns a guy off. (74%)
Thought so. ♥ ♥ ♥
Because it's against the rules,
Inui
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From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: I want to get down on my knees and taste you
Lame.
Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Oh you bet. It wouldn't do to leave things unexplored and stuff.
You're going to make me choose?! That's just cruel. I love them all so far.
He loves his sister. He just doesn't always approve of her hobbies.
Do it right and ow isn't what I'd be saying.
Well I was thinking it's because it'd be lame to be labelled a romantic. But yeah, Yuushi rubbing against me being against the rules is probably another good reason.
Ryou
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Not in front of the monks now
Quite.
Me neither. I have calculated the possibility to be that of 83%.
Exactly. And it gives you a better, more rounded work out. S rank in physical strength in no time.
I could get them all again.
At least hers isn't a 'saving people' thing.
I'll map the bruises and plot a proper course over your body.
Being romantic isn't bad,
Inui
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From: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: We can put on a good show for them
I guess there's no harm in starting work on S rank. Better think of a full well rounded work out for us.
Awesome. my cheese hero.
She wants to be a doctor but that's a normal save people thing.
Sounds like a fun night to me.
I don't want to steal all of Yuushi's material.
Ryou
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To: purplelitesaber0929@softbank.ne.jp
Subject: Do you plan to make monks extinct?
I'll start right on it. We can keep it a secret from Yuushi.
I try, my cheese loving dude-in-distress.
Very normal. You don't save people by sending them to the circus. I hate clowns.
Of course, I need to be very thorough.
You're a different kind of romantic,
Inui
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