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[serving_love]

Hn...almost forgot I could talk over this thing-Oi, anyone who's listening...which of these shitty farms around here's got the best fruit selection? We finally got the house straightened out again after that fucking tidal wave and it's a good time of year for this, so I'm gonna put the kitchen to use. Should buy some pie dishes, too

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[serving_love]

[just rolls his eyes]

I can make shitty meat pies anytime, I don't need to go to a farm for that, Luffy.

[serving_love]

Yeah, but then you gotta kill and butcher 'em and I ain't doing all that! I doubt there are many people around here just selling cows anyway.

[serving_love]

What, so I can listen to you whine about it all night? Hell no, when have I ever served just fruit for dinner? I just wanna take advantage of the season! Do you have any idea how much better food tastes when it's made with produce straight off the branches??

[...might be getting a little too excited about this >.>]

[serving_love]

...Well. This is true. [PLEASED -- and will probably regret this next bit, but he's in a good mood now, so] You want to come with? I'm gonna need all the arms I can get, I'm planning on getting a lot of shit.

[serving_love]

...Now. Right now. In like ten shitty seconds, I'm just-putting on my shoes! [and still working on bulldozing Zoro into coming and he has to grab Usopp, too, BUT REALLY THEY'LL BE LEAVING IN A JIFF, LUFFY, PROMISE >.>]

[serving_love]

[...belatedly realizing what he just did]

Oi...Luffy. When we're there, no eating shit unless I say you can eat it, alright??

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[serving_love]

Shit- [will forever deny that he probably just jumped like a foot in the air, and spins around to glare at Luffy] Dammit, give a guy some warning, would you?! Geez...

[drags a hand through his hair and shoots Luffy a suspicious look] You heard what I said, right? [VAGUE QUESTION IS VAGUE]