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[serving_love]

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

Comments

[pinzutimebomb]

I promise I haven't been in your kitchen Mr. Sanji!! I keep breaking things but I haven't left the submarine!

[serving_love]

...Ipin-chan, I didn't think it was you! Are you even anywhere near us??

[pinzutimebomb]

I don't think so. I just wanted to make sure you knew because everything keeps breaking. My glass of water crumbled... and I broke Jyabura's bed stubbing my toe.

[serving_love]

Stubbing your toe? Seriously??

[pinzutimebomb]

The whole leg just snapped. I didn't know metal could do that!

[serving_love]

...It was made of METAL?? Ipin-chan, have you always been that strong???

[pinzutimebomb]

Noooo! I mean I could still break someone but only with Kung Fu and now I can't even walk without running into something or tripping over it.

[serving_love]

That sounds horrible, Ipin-chan!! Do you know what's wrong??

[pinzutimebomb]

It's embarrassing. I keep breaking everything. Jyabura thinks super strength. Mr. Hong Kong suggested my body might have turned to steel. Thank you for being concerned, Mr. Sanji. Did anything else happen besides your kitchen breaking?

[serving_love]

Turned to steel... Does anyone else you know normally turn to steel?

No, nothing happened. Nothing at all. NOTHING WAS COOKED OR BAKED OR PREPARED, it was just fucking RUINED because I don't know what the hell I'm doing anymore!

[pinzutimebomb]

I don't know anyone like that.

Oh no, Mr. Sanji, are you ok?

[serving_love]

Fine. Perfectly fine! I'm okay! I can't cook, that's only my entire LIFE'S work out the fucking window, but I'm just fucking FANTASTIC.

[pinzutimebomb]

Oh Mr. Sanji it can't be permanent! Please cheer up, we'll find a way to get fixed!

[serving_love]

My crew is going to STARVE, Ipin-chan!

[pinzutimebomb]

No one else on your crew knows how to cook? Don't the hosts have a cook? Perhaps everyone can eat with them until you're fixed?

[serving_love]

...Do the hosts know how to cook, haaahahahahahahaha, yeah, that's a good one.