006 - [Video] - Baby what's your kryptonite?

[servidude]

I'm terrified of women. Of any age or appearance.

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[repeatshimself]

Because they...have cooties?

[servidude]

Haha... I'm not actually sure why, but not that. I wasn't afraid as a kid.

[repeatshimself]

So you just randomly developed an irrational phobia of women?

[servidude]

I think it has something to do with a moment from my past. But I've lost the memories of that moment. Either way, ever since then, I can't be close to women.

It's not that I hate them or anything, it's just frightening.

[repeatshimself]

I think you need memory retrieval therapy.

[servidude]

Memory retrieval therapy? [Well it's self explanatory in the name, but...]

How does it work?

[repeatshimself]

As far as I know it's voodoo my mom does to calm phobic people down, but a therapist can tell you for sure.

[servidude]

Do you know of any therapists in the City?

[repeatshimself]

There has to be at least one.

[servidude]

Maybe I should ask around. But if you meet one, let me know?

I'm Guy by the way.

[repeatshimself]

I'll dare not point them any other way.

Billy Kaplan.

[servidude]

I appreciate it.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Billy. Been here long?

[repeatshimself]

Two years. A whole 1/9th of my life.

[servidude]

Jeez! What's it been like being here so long?

[And the kid's young, too.]

[repeatshimself]

It's like...

Did you ever watch those old Betty Boop cartoons with the looping background? It's kind of like that. But with less dancing.

[servidude]

...I can't say I have. Maybe I'll check the library for a reference on that. A good visual can say a lot.

Too bad about the dancing though.