There was some spells going on last night. Crazy things have been happening in town lately. Storybook creatures running amok. they were doing an anti giant destruction spell so the giant wouldn't come back and crush the office.
*shakes head* Anti-giant spell? Storybook creatures? That explains Tinkerbell...And also why my spell didn't work. Anti anything mixing with a summoning spell? Bugger, could've sucked all of LA through a portal.
*growls at him* I'm not a bloody man! I'm a woman who's under a spell that a vengeance demon cast. I'm stuck in my minion's body.
Oh! So, your minion made a wish for you to switch bodies?
*shakes head*
Stupid minion. One shouldn't piss off their employer. Any idea which vengeance demon cast the spell? If we're your lawyers, I'm sure it would be no problem to track down the right demon and have them fix it.
*scowls* Yes, the git made a wish. I 'ave to follow 'is commands as well. I was tryin' to summon the demon last night, but it hit your firm's anti-giant spell. S'pose I can't massacre lawyers. Don't want to lose my benefits.
*smiles* I like you. That would be delightful. I need to reclaim my body and fix my bloody hair. *holds out her hand* Katerina Charleston, though not in my rightful body.
I'm flattered, Ma'am, but I'm already in a relationship. You are most charming though and I'm sure it is nearly impossible to say no to you once you are back in the right body.
*leads her to his office*
*types up vengeance demon and starts reading over names*
*notices a guy hanging out in front of the firm looking pissed off and confused*
Can I help you, Sir?
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You wouldn't happen to 'ave been castin' any spells last night, would you, pet?
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I don't cast spells. It's not exactly my line of work.
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What is your line of work, luv?
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No offense, man, I'm sure you're a great guy. But I'm not interested. You can't stop flirting.
*shakes his head*
I'm an assistant at Wolfram and Hart.
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Wolfram and Hart? Oh bugger, don't tell me my lawyers were the ones that botched my spell.
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*arches an eyebrow*
Don't they have operations for your situations?
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*shakes head* Anti-giant spell? Storybook creatures? That explains Tinkerbell...And also why my spell didn't work. Anti anything mixing with a summoning spell? Bugger, could've sucked all of LA through a portal.
*growls at him* I'm not a bloody man! I'm a woman who's under a spell that a vengeance demon cast. I'm stuck in my minion's body.
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Oh! So, your minion made a wish for you to switch bodies?
*shakes head*
Stupid minion. One shouldn't piss off their employer. Any idea which vengeance demon cast the spell? If we're your lawyers, I'm sure it would be no problem to track down the right demon and have them fix it.
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*smiles* I like you. That would be delightful. I need to reclaim my body and fix my bloody hair. *holds out her hand* Katerina Charleston, though not in my rightful body.
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*kisses her hand*
I'm Evan McDonald. Let me get you inside and we'll start making some calls. I'm sure we can locate this vengeance demon in no time.
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A grand idea. Although, it's been some years since I've dealt with your firm. Would you be interested...when I do have my, er, feminine charms back?
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Once a client always a client, Ms. Charleston.
*tilts his head*
Interested in what exactly?
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*chuckles* I'm hitting on you, pet.
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I'm flattered, Ma'am, but I'm already in a relationship. You are most charming though and I'm sure it is nearly impossible to say no to you once you are back in the right body.
*leads her to his office*
*types up vengeance demon and starts reading over names*
Was it a woman or a man?
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Woman. 'Er name's Satavaesa, I believe.
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