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[servant_jimmy]

Yo, the furious lady is, um, dead. I think. She looked like a popsicle someone left in the sun and disappeared. I waited and waited but she didn't come back. The sun started comin' up and the other minions were being mean to me and my Cara-bear. They wanna be their own demons now. I tried to tell them that it's, like, hard and stuff, but they

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[sierra_stevens]

*sips her rum runner and studies the guy who sits down next to her at the bar*

You look like you could use a friend...and a drink.

[servant_jimmy]

Yo, I don't pay for that kinda thing.

I have my Cara-bear already, chica.

[sierra_stevens]

*frowns* *eyes light up*

Care bear? Like the little stuffed animals? Oh my God, I totally loved those when I was a kid. Tenderheart was my fave.

I was just offering to buy you a drink. I'm kind of bored and looking for potential customers and you look like you could use someone to drink with.

[servant_jimmy]

*looks confused* Cara is my girl!!! She's not stuffed!!! She is like tenderhearted and stuff though. *grins*

Uh, okay, but no, I won't have sex with you! *looks at her curiously* Are you like an Avon lady? I didn't know they drank.

[sierra_stevens]

*motions for the bartender*

I'd like another rum runner and whatever my friend wants.

*grins at Jimmy*

Nah, I wasn't trying to sleep with you. I have a boyfriend at home. Plus, you aren't exactly my type.

Nope, not the avon lady. I'm more like a Disney Land employee. I make wishes come true.

*winks*

[servant_jimmy]

Oooooh, I like rootbeer with blood in it! *looks at Sierra* Do you think they have rootbeer? 'Cause that'd be neat!

*looks offended* Hey, I'm very desirable and stuff! I'm ripped, chica!

Are you Minnie Mouse? Or Tinkerbell?

[sierra_stevens]

Hell, I'm Princess Jasmine, babe. You should see the magic carpet ride.

*waits for the bartender to make their drinks*

So, you're a vamp. Cool.

I wasn't insulting you. You told me you wouldn't sleep with me first. I was just letting you know I wasn't hitting on you. Though, if you and Cara swing, maybe we could work something out.

[servant_jimmy]

She's hot.

Yeah. I'm a big bad! *sulks* I was, anyway. Now I got the bitch being all bitchy.

Okay. Swings? Cara likes it when I swing her really high.

[sierra_stevens]

Aww. Has someone been treating you wrong? That's not very nice.

*smiles sympatheticly*

Ohh, you have the swings in your bed room too? Hah. Zorak totally thought he was the only kinky guy who thought of that.

[servant_jimmy]

*pouts* Miss K, my mistress, is a total bitch! She's always being mean to me and Cara. *holds up his hand* She broke my pinky finger! It's all not pink now.

There are swings in the park. I don't think there's enough room for swings in the bedroom...Mistress K would probably be all 'work, not play' and stuff, too.

She's a bitch. *sulks some more* She should know what it's like to be a minion! It's hard work, you know?

[sierra_stevens]

*perks up a little*

Don't you just wish you could change places with her? Make her understand how hard it is to be a minion.

Your poor finger. That has to make you mad. If she's being mean to your girlfriend too, you must want to make her pay, right?

[servant_jimmy]

Yeah...I don't like it when she's mean to my Cara-bear. It makes me wish...you know?

[sierra_stevens]

*shakes her head, leans in*

No, tell me, Jimmy.

What does it make you wish?

[servant_jimmy]

It makes me want her to be like my minion and stuff. That'd be neat.

[sierra_stevens]

*tries hard not to beat him with a beer bottle*

*says in a very patient voice*

So, would you say it was your wish to trade places with her?

Jimmy, say it exactly how you feel if you wish it..maybe it could come true.

[servant_jimmy]

*thinks* Dude, I wish she would know what it's like to be a minion, 'cause she's mean, and I'd so be a better mistress than her!