Dec 08, 2005 02:37
Dear Fellow Residence Hall Member,
Right now we are all gathered together, outside, staring at the lovely evening stars. Gathered out here, in the freezing grass, across the street. Staring. Staring at our dorm hall, as lights flash from within. The lovely lights from the blaring fire alarm.
O dear, fellow hall member... Why? Why, o why... in the bloody hell did you have to cook at 2:30 in the morning?! And if you're going to cook, why did you have to burn it, and set the FIRE ALARM off? And why'd you have to set it off in the wee hours of the morning when people have FINALS five hours from now?
Dumbass!
Sincerely,
Me