The time is now...really damn early. Pre-6am. That's early.
I have already:
- Done the dishes;
- Cleaned the cat boxes;
- Washed all of the dishes;
- Taken out the trash AND the recycling that's been sitting on the porch for months;
AND
- Shoveled and salted the front porch and steps.
That excuses me from sorting and doing the laundry today, right? Unless Lisa's out of work clothes. Then I guess I'll have to do something.
Or she can just go to work naked tonite.
Hmm.