I AM the Memorial Day Idiot
Oh...sweet Circe, I am such an idiot. I went over to my Uncle Scott's for a memorial day party, and within the first 1/2 hour I made an idiot of myself. Luann, his new wife, comments that Courtney (his daughter) is grounded.
Now, it's been ages since I've heard of anyone being grounded. It's so odd I say the first things that pops into my head "Hmm...what she do?" Yeah...I'm that stupid. The second I said that I knew I had screwed up. Foot, mouth, mouth, foot.
Luann: It's something we'd rather not talk about.
Me: *blush* Oh! Of course! I'm sorry, it's none of my businesss! You know what's best, of course, I'm so sorry.
Ah yes, quite eloquent wasn't I? Babble, ramble, blush. And Da is staring laser beams into the centre of the back of my skull.
I am such an idiot
Now, it's been ages since I've heard of anyone being grounded. It's so odd I say the first things that pops into my head "Hmm...what she do?" Yeah...I'm that stupid. The second I said that I knew I had screwed up. Foot, mouth, mouth, foot.
Luann: It's something we'd rather not talk about.
Me: *blush* Oh! Of course! I'm sorry, it's none of my businesss! You know what's best, of course, I'm so sorry.
Ah yes, quite eloquent wasn't I? Babble, ramble, blush. And Da is staring laser beams into the centre of the back of my skull.
I am such an idiot