WTF
Dude, how many ships can you sink in one book? I mean hell. And what the fuck was up with Lupin being so...baby's daddy juvenile? I mean, I read this after a wake and it only served to make my mood worse. If only for the plot-holes.
Snape loved Lily--Wow, JKR's a fangirl. I'm not particularly surprised, but damn! And why is Ginny suddenly the passive girl in the corner again?
Ravenclaw was kind of awesome though. Screw passwords, nice ceiling and good view. The eagles have it good.
WHY did Bella cry so much? Why? Unless you know, Ginny went back in time because of her undying love for Tom Riddle and possessed a recently dead Bella Black, and was bawling cause her MUM completely PWNED her.
And Draco? How the hell do we get from arrogant, pratty, pureblood prick to Draco in Deathly Hallows? He's evil enough to try and Crucio H
Harry in HBP, but suddenly he needs saved all the bloody time?
And she even sunk my Salazar/Rowena ship. I am sad. I was just really starting to get into that. I mean, can't she even let the Founding ships alone?
And the EPILOGUE. Was I the only one reminded of bad!fic? I mean Albus Severus? Lily and James? Hugo and Rose? Lily being exactly like her mum in PS? Come on. Oh and don't even get me started on fucking Scorpius whose name doesn't make any sense with anything and RECEDING!HAIR!DRACO I'm sorry, have we not seen Lucius and his pretty hair? Do genetics count for nothing? Come on. At least they didn't say who his wife was.
My consolation? No appearances by Morag, at least by name. My main muses are intact, even if Alecto made me wince.
So, yeah, in my mind? Never happened.