Let's just pretend...

[serpentqueen13]

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies knitting
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six drunks a-drinking
Five Golden Girls
Four calling secret admirers
Three French fries
Two starving Olsen twins
And a fairy in a olive tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?