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[serpentpixie]

Day one at New Job:

Dear Parents,

Quit teaching your kids to 'never tell your name to a stranger' - when they're howling their head off because they've lost you they'll refuse to tell the staff members their name which is kind of inconvenient in a 7 story building.

kthnx

Esta

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Comments

[teaberryblue]

This is actually fucking hilarious to someone who didn't have to deal with it.

[veela_angel]

When I was stewarding we were taught not to wander the festival site shouting the name of a lost child. However on the third day of greenman when I was having to deal with a parent who was missing two little girls, explaining this does not go down very well...

(they were found 2 minutes later)

also: congrats on starting the new job!