secondus
Er. Professor Snape? If I say the dog ate my chemistry homework, are you going to laugh in my face or give me an extension? I'd prefer the latter, just putting that out there.
Hey, you lot. If you pony up now, I'll get my Father to spring for tickets to the Dark Knight. Of course, I've already seen it but I can't expect everyone to be as privileged as I am. And you'll all owe me, of course.
Jam session later, anyone? I haven't touched my guitar in longer than I assume is healthy. I've got a new song and a rift to go along with it. Much less Stairway to Heaven than the last batch. Think: Yellow Submarine. Only with Elvis.
I am dead. Not just any kind of dead. The epitome of dead. How am I typing this, you ask? I've gone and come back as a zombie. An incredibly handsome, unspeakably rich zombie, but a zombie nevertheless. What was I thinking. Bollocks. So dead.
How exactly do you explain to your father that you've gone and turned his prize pureblood hound blue? I should escape to Cambodia while I still can.
Hey, you lot. If you pony up now, I'll get my Father to spring for tickets to the Dark Knight. Of course, I've already seen it but I can't expect everyone to be as privileged as I am. And you'll all owe me, of course.
Jam session later, anyone? I haven't touched my guitar in longer than I assume is healthy. I've got a new song and a rift to go along with it. Much less Stairway to Heaven than the last batch. Think: Yellow Submarine. Only with Elvis.
I am dead. Not just any kind of dead. The epitome of dead. How am I typing this, you ask? I've gone and come back as a zombie. An incredibly handsome, unspeakably rich zombie, but a zombie nevertheless. What was I thinking. Bollocks. So dead.
How exactly do you explain to your father that you've gone and turned his prize pureblood hound blue? I should escape to Cambodia while I still can.