Am I spoildeded?
Do you:
( ) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom I don't like tv's in the bedroom.
(1) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
(2) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
( ) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs Not even close.
(2) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
(3) a pool Technically, it's the apartment complex's pool.
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(4) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(5) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
(6) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(7) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(8) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
(9) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(10) good credit
(11) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(12) more than two credit cards bearing your name
(13) a stock portfolio
(13) a passport I'm not so sure it's still valid, but I have one and it's been used!
( ) a horse
(14) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loan
Do you:
(15) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics)
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores I <3 Whole Foods and Trader Joe's.
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(16) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(17) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(18) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(19) been on a cruise
(20) traveled out of the country
(21) met a celebrity
(22) been to the Caribbean
(23) been to Europe
(24) been to Hawaii
(25) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(26) been to the Mall of America
(27) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(28) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(29) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Holy shit, I'm officially not spoiled!
( ) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom I don't like tv's in the bedroom.
(1) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
(2) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
( ) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs Not even close.
(2) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
(3) a pool Technically, it's the apartment complex's pool.
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(4) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(5) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
(6) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(7) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(8) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
(9) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(10) good credit
(11) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(12) more than two credit cards bearing your name
(13) a stock portfolio
(13) a passport I'm not so sure it's still valid, but I have one and it's been used!
( ) a horse
(14) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loan
Do you:
(15) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics)
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores I <3 Whole Foods and Trader Joe's.
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(16) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(17) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
(18) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(19) been on a cruise
(20) traveled out of the country
(21) met a celebrity
(22) been to the Caribbean
(23) been to Europe
(24) been to Hawaii
(25) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(26) been to the Mall of America
(27) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(28) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(29) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Holy shit, I'm officially not spoiled!