IDIOT DAY!

[serpentesse]

I posted this three years ago, but it still entertains me.

Yes, it's Idiot Day (...for the next 23 minutes)!

Okay, I'm done now. Actually, no.

What are the greatest displays of idiocy you have ever encountered? C'mon folks, entertain me.

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[jesuschristsdad]

I'm in Cornwall. This place has stupidity like Los Angeles has air pollution and Saskatchewan has flatland.
The greatest display of idiocy that I have encountered would have to be that time we were playing some number or word or trivia related game in class, and one guy gave a stupid sarcastic answer to an easy question and was judged wrong for doing so. I think his team went on to lose. Though that time a friend of mine ran into and tripped over a parked car was pretty bad too.
The stupidest thing I've heard of, though... that would be my little bro telling of a child who found some dog shit in the school yard and proceeded to eat it, then throw up, then cause everyone around him to throw up, which then caused even more people to throw up...
Yup, you can tell the kids of Eamers Corners Public school are headed for great things.
There was also that corner of the building outside that smelled like urine, like, all the time because some kid took a pee there once, but I didn't see that... I don't know why we used to hang out in that corner. Maybe because we didn't want anyone else around. And it was the only discreet spot in the whole playground...