Dec 09, 2011 22:53
[Hey Johto? See those blue lasers flying across New Bark Town? Hear Cobra Commander’s maniacal laughter? Someone’s really happy about Johto playing tricks on him for once. Especially since they gave him back a standard issue MARS Industries laser rifle this time.]
Ahahahahaha! This is wonderful! Wonderful!
[More shooting. He’s murdering the poor defenseless New Bark Town sign. This is clearly the first step in conquering Johto: killing signs. ]
No one can ssstop me now! No one!
{OOC: His aim is just as bad as everyone’s in his canon, so any laser fire will fly harmlessly over people’s heads.}
other half is red and blue lasers,
back to his usual self,
making enemies,
failure,
arctic warfare,
fourth wall,
making an idiot out of himself