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Apr 01, 2011 17:50

[The sound of rain can be heard, but the Commander had the sense to broadcast indoors. His tone indicated this is actually important and not a usual rant ( Read more... )

scheming, canon update, you will all pay, public address, check the calendar, making an idiot out of himself

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[audio] dateplans April 2 2011, 07:52:03 UTC

[A moments pause.] So--you're still Cobra? And you still wanna take over this place? Or is that apart of the joke as well?

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 03:07:00 UTC

No, it's not part of the joke! I am still the leader of Cobra and I still want to take over the world!

[audio] dateplans April 3 2011, 03:59:03 UTC

So you're a leader of a buncha snakes?

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 04:22:59 UTC

No! I have ssssnake Pokemon, but Cobra is made up of human members!

[audio] dateplans April 3 2011, 04:26:50 UTC

Oh, I see. Man that would have been interesting to see someone take over the world with a buncha cobras.

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 04:31:31 UTC

I did turn the world's animals against mankind, including the snakes, in an attempt to conquer the world!

[audio] dateplans April 3 2011, 04:32:56 UTC

[A moments pause.] Really? Man, that's pretty cool.

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 04:43:48 UTC

Yes, really.

And what was cool was using the Weather Dominator to start freak snowstorms throughout the world!

[audio] dateplans April 3 2011, 04:50:00 UTC

[He whistles lowly.] That's pretty impressive.

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 04:56:24 UTC

Everything I do is impressive! Everything!

[audio] dateplans April 3 2011, 05:03:42 UTC

Really?

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 05:06:24 UTC

Really.

I could give you more examples. I've used a superlaser to carve the moon. I've funded political candidates to force my agendas! I've taken over every single television network in existence! I've crippled the oil industry! I could go on and on about the impressive things I've done!

[And he will, if given the chance.]

[audio] dateplans April 3 2011, 05:19:57 UTC

You... carved at the moon?

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 05:27:37 UTC

Yes! And I would've succeeded in carving my face into it if it wasn't for that insufferable force known as G.I. Joe!

[audio] dateplans April 3 2011, 05:35:13 UTC

Well-- you gotta think quick on your feet when it comes to stuff like that. You gotta do something quick when you're carving the moon.

[audio] serpensrex April 3 2011, 05:44:35 UTC

Time was not the problem! I had all the time in the world, but my idiotic minions couldn't understand the brilliance of what I was doing and failed to keep G.I. Joe away!

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