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Jan 16, 2011 15:05

[The video displays Cobra Commander standing in front of a blank wall, facing the camera ( Read more... )

now you know, fear the underleveled pokemon, knowing is half the battle, vague threats, making an idiot out of himself, acting like he's in charge, nicknamed pokemon, public address, psa

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[Video] foolishwren January 16 2011, 22:28:24 UTC
I like turtles.

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[Video] serpensrex January 16 2011, 22:44:51 UTC
What does that have to do with my glorious rule? Explain yourself!

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[Video] foolishwren January 16 2011, 23:01:06 UTC
OH, sorry, I thought we were talking about random, irrelevant crap! My mistake!

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[Video] serpensrex January 16 2011, 23:03:17 UTC
My proclamation was not random, irrelevant crap! You will apologize! Now!

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[Video] foolishwren January 17 2011, 04:24:30 UTC
Oh, are we still talking about stuff that doesn't matter?

Okay!

I think my middle toe is much longer than my so-called big toe. Weird, right?

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[Video] serpensrex January 17 2011, 04:34:51 UTC
No! We are not talking about stuff that doesn't matter! Unlike your freakish toes, I'm talking about things that do matter! Namely, me!

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[Video] foolishwren January 17 2011, 04:45:50 UTC
Did you know that human beings share, like, more than half of their DNA with cabbages?

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[Video] serpensrex January 17 2011, 04:51:49 UTC
Did you know that I don't ca-

Wait, are you serious?

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[Video] foolishwren January 17 2011, 17:51:56 UTC
Completely!

[... Actually she just kind of made that up but.. who knows? Maybe it IS true.]

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[Video] serpensrex January 17 2011, 20:24:49 UTC
Excellent! Once Dr. Mindbender gets here, I'll put him to work creating a cabbage-human hybrid monster to unleash on the world! If they do not bow to me, they will be eaten by their own vegetables!

[Cackling now.]

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[Video] foolishwren January 18 2011, 02:32:36 UTC
[Heather finally loses her cool and ditches the clueless act, breaking into wild snickers.]

Oho my god, you seriously have a minion named Doctor Mindbender?

That is beautiful.

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[Video] serpensrex January 18 2011, 04:22:11 UTC
Mindbender? Beautiful?

[Cobra Commander shudders.]

I assure you that is not the case!

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[Video] foolishwren January 18 2011, 04:24:21 UTC
I mean the name.

What kinda lame Saturday morning cartoon are YOU from, Whiny?

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[Video] serpensrex January 18 2011, 04:31:11 UTC
I have no idea what you're talking about! Dr. Mindbender is a perfectly appropriate codename!

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[Video] foolishwren January 18 2011, 22:50:38 UTC
Only if you're in a crappy straight-to-video Power Rangers movie!

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[Video] serpensrex January 18 2011, 22:52:01 UTC
Power Rangers? What are Power Rangers?

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