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Jan 16, 2011 15:05

[The video displays Cobra Commander standing in front of a blank wall, facing the camera ( Read more... )

now you know, fear the underleveled pokemon, knowing is half the battle, vague threats, making an idiot out of himself, acting like he's in charge, nicknamed pokemon, public address, psa

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[voice] shellderkillder January 16 2011, 22:14:18 UTC

... Who are you?

[voice] serpensrex January 16 2011, 22:42:47 UTC

I am Cobra Commander! Your new leader!

[voice] shellderkillder January 17 2011, 07:23:46 UTC

I still haven't got the faintest idea of who you are.

[video] serpensrex January 17 2011, 20:19:39 UTC

I am Cobra Commander! The leader of Cobra! The most feared terrorist organization in the history of mankind!

[voice] shellderkillder January 17 2011, 21:46:42 UTC

... I have never heard of you.

[voice] serpensrex January 18 2011, 00:26:23 UTC

All you need to know is that I am now supreme ruler of the world! There!

[voice] shellderkillder January 18 2011, 08:59:30 UTC

Who gives you the authority to say that, Mr. Supreme Ruler?

[voice] serpensrex January 18 2011, 20:38:36 UTC

I gave myself the authority when it became clear that I'm the only one fit to rule Johto!

[voice] shellderkillder January 18 2011, 20:45:33 UTC

... Have you ever heard of Emperor Norton I, by the way?

[voice] serpensrex January 18 2011, 20:51:32 UTC

No. Who is this Norton? Explain yourself!

[voice] shellderkillder January 18 2011, 20:58:02 UTC

He is a historical figure with whom I believe you would largely identify yourself. Perhaps you should ask around.

[voice] serpensrex January 18 2011, 21:15:35 UTC

I'll ask you! Who is he? Tell me!

[voice] shellderkillder January 18 2011, 21:29:14 UTC

Well, he was an emperor.

[voice] serpensrex January 18 2011, 21:34:18 UTC

Thank you for stating the obvious! The emperor of what?

[voice] shellderkillder January 18 2011, 21:39:32 UTC

The emperor of the United States.

[voice] Looked him up on Wikipedia, interesting stuff serpensrex January 18 2011, 21:42:43 UTC

The Americans don't have an emperor! They have a President! I know this! I've threatened them more times than I can count! What sort of idiot do you take me for?

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