07 | Audio

[serpensrex]

[The Ruins of Alph music can be heard (which is coincidentally the same music from Union Cave). Along with that, there's a very tired, very annoyed Cobra Commander on the other end

Comments

[usedstringshot]

..why are you talking like a supervillain from the 80's?

[serpensrex]

What are you talking about? I always talk like this!

[usedstringshot]

...it's just...You're saying stuff in a way like you're trying to make us suspicious. And you sound like a Decepticon or a GI Joe villain.

[serpensrex]

I'm trying to tell you to mind your own business!

And how do you know about the Joes? Are you one of them?

[usedstringshot]

...Oh you have gotta be kidding me. The Doctor I'll buy, but Cobra Commander?

What're you even doing there? Trying to construct a doomsday machine out of bricks?

[serpensrex]

You know of me and the resourcefulness of Cobra?

Very well then. You will be the first person crushed by Cobra's might! You won't be able to tell everyone of my plans once you're destroyed!

[His trademark supervillain cackle can be heard]

[usedstringshot]

Let's see...

Well I certainly don't want such a powerful organization to come after me, so what plans should I not tell anyone about? You know, just so I know not to tell anyone about them.

[serpensrex]

You will tell them nothing! Nothing about the project at the Lake or the Radio Station or the Ruins! Nothing!

[The Pokegear turns off for a moment before turning back on.]

Not that there's anything to tell of course.