Quotes
I meandered through my files and found a lot of quote from intermediate, mostly the last year of it.
Shit, she left. Shit, no she didn't -Tabi
What sort of thingymajig do you want? -Robert
It's good. It's gooder than good -Robert
Romeo & Juliet are both now dead
Romeo drank poison and Juliet shot herself in the head
They both lie together in the funky bed
Die die die die, that's the end! -Lani
And so the poor little pieces of crumpet toast live to freeze another day! -Me
On the first day of Christmas, Michael Jackson said to me
I want children under my tree -Zack
Mrs Ellery: Mercutio was a queer fellow
Ross: Queer gay or queer strange?
Mrs Ellery: Strangely homosexual
Me: If you're gay and you know it, clap your hands!
Izzy & Me: *Clap clap*
Oh good lord, mpreg. I want to know what dumbfuck came up with the idea of a male pregnancy, since IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MEN TO GIVE BIRTH. It is NOT a beautiful thing for a man to suddenly shoot a baby out of his ass. It is wrong, disturbing, and just fucking impractical. -Bree
And gender-benders are just for the little girls who like the IDEA of two characters being a couple, but think they shouldn't write it on the basis of both characters being the same sex. Simple solution? Make one a girl! OMG I AM TEH SMARTST!11!!11ONE!1 -Bree
Some people suck. And they don't even have the decency to suck in a good way -Me
Damn, who put that door there? -Lani
Me: I'm bored. Entertain me.
Lani *Pauses* I'm a lesbian.
Me *Laughs* I already knew that!
He's like an angel from hell -Lani
Don't pop it, you wenis! -Lani
Izzy: I love you.
Milly: I love your mum. Tell her I'll be over tonight at six.
Izzy: You're not supposed to hold it when you blow it!
Give me the one that looks like a dick -Izzy
Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers because to them you are cute and go well with other men -Livejournal icon
It's fun and games until someone gets hurt. And then it's fucking hilarious -Jenna
Right. I am high off an ego trip caused by reading all of the reviews for my oneshots. I finally posted two that have been in my files for ages. Tomorrow I have an appointment at the optometrists. I also have a high chance of going over to my sister's place to put on my irirver. And I'm going to deposit the $40 birthday money from grandad. The only downside is the holidays are ending this Friday.
Fuck.
Shit, she left. Shit, no she didn't -Tabi
What sort of thingymajig do you want? -Robert
It's good. It's gooder than good -Robert
Romeo & Juliet are both now dead
Romeo drank poison and Juliet shot herself in the head
They both lie together in the funky bed
Die die die die, that's the end! -Lani
And so the poor little pieces of crumpet toast live to freeze another day! -Me
On the first day of Christmas, Michael Jackson said to me
I want children under my tree -Zack
Mrs Ellery: Mercutio was a queer fellow
Ross: Queer gay or queer strange?
Mrs Ellery: Strangely homosexual
Me: If you're gay and you know it, clap your hands!
Izzy & Me: *Clap clap*
Oh good lord, mpreg. I want to know what dumbfuck came up with the idea of a male pregnancy, since IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MEN TO GIVE BIRTH. It is NOT a beautiful thing for a man to suddenly shoot a baby out of his ass. It is wrong, disturbing, and just fucking impractical. -Bree
And gender-benders are just for the little girls who like the IDEA of two characters being a couple, but think they shouldn't write it on the basis of both characters being the same sex. Simple solution? Make one a girl! OMG I AM TEH SMARTST!11!!11ONE!1 -Bree
Some people suck. And they don't even have the decency to suck in a good way -Me
Damn, who put that door there? -Lani
Me: I'm bored. Entertain me.
Lani *Pauses* I'm a lesbian.
Me *Laughs* I already knew that!
He's like an angel from hell -Lani
Don't pop it, you wenis! -Lani
Izzy: I love you.
Milly: I love your mum. Tell her I'll be over tonight at six.
Izzy: You're not supposed to hold it when you blow it!
Give me the one that looks like a dick -Izzy
Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers because to them you are cute and go well with other men -Livejournal icon
It's fun and games until someone gets hurt. And then it's fucking hilarious -Jenna
Right. I am high off an ego trip caused by reading all of the reviews for my oneshots. I finally posted two that have been in my files for ages. Tomorrow I have an appointment at the optometrists. I also have a high chance of going over to my sister's place to put on my irirver. And I'm going to deposit the $40 birthday money from grandad. The only downside is the holidays are ending this Friday.
Fuck.