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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I gave mutant_horse a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-643 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
serpant_seeker