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Living your life on the internet is truly amazing. Moreso than people realise. What can you do on the internet that would be a real pain, or even IMPOSSIBLE in real life? Let's take a look!
HAVE ULTIMATE KNOWLEDGE!
You're never more than a few minutes away from the answer to any question you could ever imagine! Forget real life. Asking people you meet, looking up encyclopedias, going to the library- that all takes time and effort. People living on the net are officially 46% smarter than everyone else.
MAKE FRIENDS!
No need to spend money, no need to travel, no annoying knock at the door from someone 'just passing by' when you're not in the mood to see them. Online friends are much better! Find people with the same interests within minutes, from anywhere in the world. You try doing THAT in real life.
BANKING!
I said banking. Sort out all your finances over the internet. No waiting in queues, no rushing to get to the bank before it closes, no shouting through the security glass and no danger of being held as a hostage if bank robbers show up. Banking online is another benefit of living on the internet.
SHOPPING!
Where else will you be able to find a dalmation fur handbag, the cheapest CSI DVD boxset or anything by X-Factor's Chico, except for online? It's a known fact that people who live on the internet give the best presents. Plus, you even get the chance to have them delivered to any house, gift wrapped and all!
Food shopping for people in the real world is a hassle, up and down aisles with squeaky trolleys, being forced to walk to the back for essentials like bread and milk, being tempted by chocolates at the checkout. Shopping online avoids all that!
STALKING!
It's hard to say goodbye to some people... and that's where online stalking comes in! Stalking is another thing that's much easier to do if you live on the net. In real life, stalking is dangerous- you risk getting arrested, you waste money travelling to their home to wait outside in the rain and there's every chance their new partner will knock you out. So next time you're keeping track of an ex-friend, or worse, an ex-partner, do it all online behind the safety of your computer screen!
DATING!
Finding a partner over the internet is for losers! That used to be the thinking, but now, according to those who live online (who, remember, are 46% smarter than people in real life) online dating could be a whole lot better than going out on a saturday night and trying to find that perfect partner. But it's not for everyone. Take a look at the INTERNET DATING VS MEETING PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE interactive quiz below to see which is right for you.
Special thanks to 'anonymous' for this wonderful entry suggestion!
