Happy New Year
On behalf of the Grunt Organisation of Sulking Workers that Don't Like to Work, I'd like to highlight a new study done by the Truth and History Department of the Grunt Organisation of Sulking Workers that Don't Like to Work indicating that the British ended their colonization of India, granting us Independence at least twenty seven times in the 1947. Henceforth, the organisation demands days off for the twenty seven Independence Days we will be celebrating in 2006, starting with the one on January 9. An even more recent study by the militant branch of the Truth and History Department suggests that there were in fact more than one Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi born around the country, twelve of which were women. Accruing them from when we got Independence, we come to the conclusion that our employers owe paid leaves to our great-grandchildren, and we should start outsourcing all our work to Philippines or someplace because we do not need to work till 2106.