Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding
Goodmorning.
Yankees lure Damon away from Red Sox or, "Johnny Damon: Greedy Traitor"
I think everyone who has one of those "Damon is my homeboy" shirts should get together and burn them and send him the ashes.
Or something less creepy.
ETA: I guess this makes it official. Ugh. He looks like such a tool.
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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
If this movie doesn't get released around here there will be a serious problem.
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Bold all that apply
01. I have a cell phone.
02. I am obsessed with having my shoes match my outfit.
03. I'm the youngest child.
04. I am a boy.
05. I love wearing dangly earrings.
06. I am a gemini.
07. I love someone more than they will ever know.
08. I'm obsessed with dogs.
09. I can't live without lipgloss.
10. I can't live without music.
11. I lived in a different state in the U.S. before.
12. I get an allowance.
13. I want to be in high school forever.
14. I've seen Jason Mraz in person.
15. I get annoyed easily.
16. I eventually want kids.
17. I love to read.
18. I have more than a couple horrible memories.
19. I am addicted to the Disney Channel.
20. I am a girl.
21. I'm a worried person.
22. I'm in high school.
23. I love taking pictures.
24. I don't like girls who are fake.
25. I like to swim.
26. My dreams are sometimes weird.
27. One of my best friends is gay.
28. I have way too many purses.
29. I've seen Fight Club at least 45 times.
30. I dress how I feel that day.
31. I've never fallen asleep during school.
32. Sometimes I cry for almost no reason.
33. It bugs me sometimes when people are really late.
34. I procrastinate.
35. I love autumn.
36. I have too many clothes.
37. I like to sleep in.
38. I've failed a class in high school.
39. I'm afraid of spiders.
40. I have nail polish on my fingernails or toe nails right now.
41. I've watched the O.C.
42. I love my hair.
43. I never fight with my parents.
44. I like the beach.
45. I have never had the chicken pox.
46. I'm excited for the future
47. I have family out of state.
48. I can't wait till my birthday.
49. I love the show Rich Girls
50. I love my friends.
51. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
52. I can be very insecure all the time.
53. I have never broken a bone.
54. I'm taking german class.
55. I have a laptop.
56. I love girls that love music.
57. I state the obvious sometimes just to reassure myself.
59. I dance randomly sometimes.
60. I'm a good singer.
61. I sometimes like cleaning my room.
62. I never get jealous.
63. I love cute underwear.
64. I love doing math.
65. I cry when I see homeless people.
66. I like hugs.
67. I don't like to study for tests.
68. I love God.
69. I am too forgiving sometimes.
70. I have my own vehicle.
71. I love high school.
72. I have a lot of under garments.
73. I'm a daddy's girl.
74. I love kisses on the forehead.
75. I love the color pink more than the rest.
76. I love to sew.
77. I have blue eyes.
78. I like being a passenger in vehicles at nighttime.
79. I play soccer on a team.
80. I become stressed easily.
81. I've never lied.
82. I like comfy sweatpants.
83. Paul Walker is cute.
84. I love the smell of the rain.
85. I am right handed.
86. I hate getting shots.
87. I'm a perfectionist.
88. I've gone mooning.
89. I hate the feeling of failure.
90. I love camping.
91. I like going on rides
92. I can be quite shy.
94. There's something I will never forget, either because I can't or because I just don't want to.
95. I love looking at pictures.
96. I love music.
97. I do well in school.
98. I get a lot of mail.
99. I like hot tubs.
100. I like to be alone sometimes.
Bold all that apply:
.x. I'm wearing pajamas at the moment.
.x. I'm watching television at the moment.
.x. I hate the show "Friends".
.x. I fight with my sibling(s) ALL the time!
.x. I hate my life.
.x. I have a boy/girlfriend.
.x. My dog is sitting right next to me.
.x. There are more than 3 bottles/cans/cups on my desk.
.x. My pet is furry
.x. I don't even have a pet.
.x. I love food.
.x. My favorite food is Domino's Pizza.
.x. I shave my legs.
.x. I shave my face.
.x. I believe in the lovely Santa Claus!
.x. I own a corvette.
.x. One of my parent's cars is red.
.x. I don't believe in 'love'.
.x. I use AIM.
.x. I have frequent migraines.
.x. My birthday is coming up in less than 2 months
.x. My locker is STUFFED with a whole load of crap!
.x. Tropica Smoothie's are delicious.
.x. I didn't finish my homework for today yet.
.x. I love to skateboard! It's so awesome!
.x. I've been snowboarding for at LEAST 5 years.
.x. I watch Blue's Clues.
.x. Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants is the greatest ever!
.x. My favorite book is "Go Ask Alice".
.x. Home Alone is the best movie in the world.
.x. I have red hair.
.x. My hair has been at least 4 different colors in the past.
.x. I have bright blue eyes.
.x. My eyes squint when I take pictures.
.x. I'm shorter than 5'2
My name starts with the letter J.
I have a fetish with a body part.
My guilty pleasure is anime.
My favorite color is yellow.
I hate labels
I hardly ever drink soda.
I prefer Paris to Nicole.
I prefer Nicole to Paris .
I hate (dislike) them both.
Who are Paris and Nicole?
I used to collect Beanie Babies.
My favorite rapper is Ludacris.
I'm on AIM 24/7.
I've seen all of the DVDs I own.
I'm a DDR addict.
I am in love.
I am heartbroken.
I am single.
I have red hair.
There is some red in my hair.
I wish I had red hair.
I have a laptop.
I watch Survivor.
I miss old school Nick.
I am an only child.
My parents should be divorced.
My grass is more brown than green.
I am listening to music right now.
I hate rap. (except Gym Class Heroes)
My idol is a musician.
My celebrity crush is Ashton Kutcher.
I don't have a middle name.
I hate my middle name.
The computer screen is the only source of light in the room.
I have a cordless mouse / keyboard.
I have a pool.
I have a younger sister.
I am taller than one of my parents.
This survey sucks
I am the quietest out of all my friends
All my friends are pale.
It is raining.
I prefer winter to summer.
I prefer rap to rock, period
I can't seem to find a song to describe me
I act a lot like a cartoon character / TV character
I don't watch cartoons.
I have at least 3 posters of one thing (a person, band etc)
My room is a mess.
I actually like cleaning.
I am not at home.
My computer is in my room.
I love the word "xangazon"
I'm on xanga too much
Nobody updates anymore
Blurty, LJ, SitDiary etc all suck
I don't like you
I like cherries
My hair goes past my shoulders..
This survey is too long
This survey isn't long enough yet
I am currently eating something
It is humid outside
I haven't been outside yet today
I just woke up
I should be asleep
I'm procrastinating right now
I'm listening to rock right now
I like Gwen Stefani better as a solo artist than in No Doubt
Avril Lavigne is a freak
Wristbands irritate me
I have jewelry that I wear every day
I hate where I live
Orlando Bloom is ugly
Orlando Bloom is also a gay horny Indian
I have more than 1 best friend
Johnny is hotter than Orlando
I have a phobia of spiders
I am claustrophobic
I love roller coasters
Britney Spears is awesome
Beyonce is a slut
I think Michael Jackson is guilty
I have to go soon
I'm getting offline as soon as I'm done with this
One of my parents is an only child
I am a blonde at heart, but I am brunette
My favorite movie is The Notebook
( In the last 48 hours)
have u worn the color blue
put chapstick on
asked someone out
made out with your ex
cleaned your room
watched tv<
listened to music
hung out with your friends
seen your ex boyfriend /girlfriend
had a fight with your best friend
added a new web log entry to your xanga
chatted to someone on aim
had your favorite color change
had some1 sleepova
read a book
took a picture
went to a club or a dance
cut posters out of a magazine
seen an old friend
put a picture in a picture frame
left your house
spent money
did something nice for someone else
wore a hat
played a sport
did homeowrk
walked down the stairs
opened your garage doors
played with your pet(s)
washed clothes
went to a movie
played poker or card games
fixed something
wrote a phone number down
won something
checked what time it was
thought about how hot someone is
thought about how this winter break is so awsome
thought about this winter break sux
called a friend
brushed your teeth
ate something
downloaded something
burned a cd
cooked something
cooked something and burned it
had a laugh attack
ate a chocolate
played candy land
drank juice
listened to an ipod
listened to ur fave song
ate ur fave food
watched ur fave movie
got new shoes
went to a carnival
smelled a flower
tanned
oganized ur room
gone to a basketball game
had a makeover
did a makeover
made a puppet
bought a boncy ball
worn a hat
played with a puppet
had a party
had a dream shot
bought a purse
displayed pictures
played an instrument
thought about easter
I'm taking this survey because I'm very bored.
I am a girl.
I am a guy.
I'm not a guy or a girl in fact I don't know what I am!
I'm a rocker.
I'm a prep.
I'm a rapper.
I'm not any of these, I fall between the cliques.
I have a boyfriend.
I have a girlfriend.
I believe in God or another higher authority.
I'm an atheist.
I have a birthday.
I'm popular.
I'm a loner/loser.
I'm neither.
I have/had a crush on someone.
I have a website.
I live with both parents.
I live with my mom.
I live with my dad.
My parents are divorced.
I'm skinny.
I'm fat.
I've been hit on.
I've made a move.
I think everyone has a purpose in life.
I've scared little kids on purpose.
I've done something good for another person.
I think some people suck.
I get all sappy when i see romantic movies.
I've been to the movies in the past 2 months.
I've had my heartbroken many times.
I like to watch TV.
When choosing a girl/guy I go for looks more than anything.
I'm a virgin.
I'm not a virgin and i could care less what you all think.
I love my friends.
I like all music.
Sometimes I feel used.
I've never had a boyfriend.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I have a pet.
I'm a ditz.
I'm extremely bored.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm single.
I've hurt OTHERS on purpose.
I have a best friend.
I have more than one best friend.
I believe in soulmates.
I've been mean to someone I actually like.
I'm smart.
I know how to type.
I've shoplifted.
I've lied.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I'm an idiot.
I can speak more than 1 language fluently.
I'm mature.
I'm immature.
I've been dumped.
I was born in January.
I was born in February.
I was born in March.
I was born in April.
I was born in May.
I was born in June.
I was born in July.
I was born in August.
I was born in September.
I was born in October.
I was born in November.
I was born in December.
I'm a klutz.
I'm happy with myself.
I'm unhappy with myself.
I'm a little of both.
I've liked my guyfriend as more than a friend.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've snuck out of my house.
I've been arrested.
I like a guys personality more than looks.
I've went on a blind date.
I have my ears pierced.
I'm gay.
I'm straight.
I'm bi.
I have a piercing other than my ears.
I like to dance.
I have a tattoo.
I like to sing.
I can actually sing.
I can't sing.
I've been drunk.
I like spring
I like summer.
I like fall.
I like winter.
I get bored easily.
I've had a boyfriend before.
I've lied to a friend.
I've skipped school.
I like to read.
I think school sucks.
I've cried during a movie before.
My name starts with an A.
My name starts with a B.
My name starts with a C.
My name starts with a D.
My name starts with an E.
My name starts with an F.
My name starts with a G.
My name starts with an H.
My name starts with an I.
My name starts with a J.
My name starts with a K.
My name starts with an L.
My name starts with an M.
My name starts with an N.
My name starts with an O.
My name starts with a P.
My name starts with a Q.
My name starts with an R.
My name starts with an S.
My name starts with a T.
My name starts with a U.
My name starts with a V.
My name starts with a W.
My name starts with an X.
My name starts with a Y.
My name starts with a Z.
BOLD if you have ever...
flown across the country
been to california
had a crush on someone from another country
met the pope
been a vegetarian/vegan
taken a greyhound out of your state
made a blood brother/sister
slept next to someone you were in love with
had your first (real) love
been ditched at homecoming
had cursed homecomings every year
shaved your arms
been to a hotel party
slept with more than one person in a given night
hit an animal while driving
been to the eiffel tower
been to washington d.c.
lived in more than one house
been heartbroken
met someone famous
met your favorite band
worn something your mother would not have approved of out of the house
gotten a tattoo in memory of someone who meant a lot to you that passed on
had sex in an airplane bathroom
been held at gunpoint
had a crush on someone much younger than you
dated someone much younger than you
fallen asleep next to your pet
had a phone conversation that lasted over 2 hours
kicked someone where the 'sun don't shine'
straightened your hair
dyed your hair an unnatural color
hit your head on drums ace ventura style
made up your own secret code to write notes in as a kid
acted like you were harriet the spy as a kid
loved muppet babies
STILL love muppet babies
eaten soy products
stolen something of your friends
watched a porno
went clubbing
smoked a clove cigarette
sat on a roof
played an instrument
been in a school band
been in a band
broken your toe
played in a sandbox
ice skated
lived on a river
had a treehouse
went thrifting
taken two showers in a day
not taken a shower and gone to school
been to an insanely pretentious indie show
currently have a big secret
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Some not so excellent (but still brag-worthy) photos of Cydni Lauper from last Saturday's concert adventure. Please note the insane proximity we experienced.
Yankees lure Damon away from Red Sox or, "Johnny Damon: Greedy Traitor"
I think everyone who has one of those "Damon is my homeboy" shirts should get together and burn them and send him the ashes.
Or something less creepy.
ETA: I guess this makes it official. Ugh. He looks like such a tool.
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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
If this movie doesn't get released around here there will be a serious problem.
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Bold all that apply
01. I have a cell phone.
02. I am obsessed with having my shoes match my outfit.
03. I'm the youngest child.
04. I am a boy.
05. I love wearing dangly earrings.
06. I am a gemini.
07. I love someone more than they will ever know.
08. I'm obsessed with dogs.
09. I can't live without lipgloss.
10. I can't live without music.
11. I lived in a different state in the U.S. before.
12. I get an allowance.
13. I want to be in high school forever.
14. I've seen Jason Mraz in person.
15. I get annoyed easily.
16. I eventually want kids.
17. I love to read.
18. I have more than a couple horrible memories.
19. I am addicted to the Disney Channel.
20. I am a girl.
21. I'm a worried person.
22. I'm in high school.
23. I love taking pictures.
24. I don't like girls who are fake.
25. I like to swim.
26. My dreams are sometimes weird.
27. One of my best friends is gay.
28. I have way too many purses.
29. I've seen Fight Club at least 45 times.
30. I dress how I feel that day.
31. I've never fallen asleep during school.
32. Sometimes I cry for almost no reason.
33. It bugs me sometimes when people are really late.
34. I procrastinate.
35. I love autumn.
36. I have too many clothes.
37. I like to sleep in.
38. I've failed a class in high school.
39. I'm afraid of spiders.
40. I have nail polish on my fingernails or toe nails right now.
41. I've watched the O.C.
42. I love my hair.
43. I never fight with my parents.
44. I like the beach.
45. I have never had the chicken pox.
46. I'm excited for the future
47. I have family out of state.
48. I can't wait till my birthday.
49. I love the show Rich Girls
50. I love my friends.
51. Christmas is my favorite holiday.
52. I can be very insecure all the time.
53. I have never broken a bone.
54. I'm taking german class.
55. I have a laptop.
56. I love girls that love music.
57. I state the obvious sometimes just to reassure myself.
59. I dance randomly sometimes.
60. I'm a good singer.
61. I sometimes like cleaning my room.
62. I never get jealous.
63. I love cute underwear.
64. I love doing math.
65. I cry when I see homeless people.
66. I like hugs.
67. I don't like to study for tests.
68. I love God.
69. I am too forgiving sometimes.
70. I have my own vehicle.
71. I love high school.
72. I have a lot of under garments.
73. I'm a daddy's girl.
74. I love kisses on the forehead.
75. I love the color pink more than the rest.
76. I love to sew.
77. I have blue eyes.
78. I like being a passenger in vehicles at nighttime.
79. I play soccer on a team.
80. I become stressed easily.
81. I've never lied.
82. I like comfy sweatpants.
83. Paul Walker is cute.
84. I love the smell of the rain.
85. I am right handed.
86. I hate getting shots.
87. I'm a perfectionist.
88. I've gone mooning.
89. I hate the feeling of failure.
90. I love camping.
91. I like going on rides
92. I can be quite shy.
94. There's something I will never forget, either because I can't or because I just don't want to.
95. I love looking at pictures.
96. I love music.
97. I do well in school.
98. I get a lot of mail.
99. I like hot tubs.
100. I like to be alone sometimes.
Bold all that apply:
.x. I'm wearing pajamas at the moment.
.x. I'm watching television at the moment.
.x. I hate the show "Friends".
.x. I fight with my sibling(s) ALL the time!
.x. I hate my life.
.x. I have a boy/girlfriend.
.x. My dog is sitting right next to me.
.x. There are more than 3 bottles/cans/cups on my desk.
.x. My pet is furry
.x. I don't even have a pet.
.x. I love food.
.x. My favorite food is Domino's Pizza.
.x. I shave my legs.
.x. I shave my face.
.x. I believe in the lovely Santa Claus!
.x. I own a corvette.
.x. One of my parent's cars is red.
.x. I don't believe in 'love'.
.x. I use AIM.
.x. I have frequent migraines.
.x. My birthday is coming up in less than 2 months
.x. My locker is STUFFED with a whole load of crap!
.x. Tropica Smoothie's are delicious.
.x. I didn't finish my homework for today yet.
.x. I love to skateboard! It's so awesome!
.x. I've been snowboarding for at LEAST 5 years.
.x. I watch Blue's Clues.
.x. Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants is the greatest ever!
.x. My favorite book is "Go Ask Alice".
.x. Home Alone is the best movie in the world.
.x. I have red hair.
.x. My hair has been at least 4 different colors in the past.
.x. I have bright blue eyes.
.x. My eyes squint when I take pictures.
.x. I'm shorter than 5'2
My name starts with the letter J.
I have a fetish with a body part.
My guilty pleasure is anime.
My favorite color is yellow.
I hate labels
I hardly ever drink soda.
I prefer Paris to Nicole.
I prefer Nicole to Paris .
I hate (dislike) them both.
Who are Paris and Nicole?
I used to collect Beanie Babies.
My favorite rapper is Ludacris.
I'm on AIM 24/7.
I've seen all of the DVDs I own.
I'm a DDR addict.
I am in love.
I am heartbroken.
I am single.
I have red hair.
There is some red in my hair.
I wish I had red hair.
I have a laptop.
I watch Survivor.
I miss old school Nick.
I am an only child.
My parents should be divorced.
My grass is more brown than green.
I am listening to music right now.
I hate rap. (except Gym Class Heroes)
My idol is a musician.
My celebrity crush is Ashton Kutcher.
I don't have a middle name.
I hate my middle name.
The computer screen is the only source of light in the room.
I have a cordless mouse / keyboard.
I have a pool.
I have a younger sister.
I am taller than one of my parents.
This survey sucks
I am the quietest out of all my friends
All my friends are pale.
It is raining.
I prefer winter to summer.
I prefer rap to rock, period
I can't seem to find a song to describe me
I act a lot like a cartoon character / TV character
I don't watch cartoons.
I have at least 3 posters of one thing (a person, band etc)
My room is a mess.
I actually like cleaning.
I am not at home.
My computer is in my room.
I love the word "xangazon"
I'm on xanga too much
Nobody updates anymore
Blurty, LJ, SitDiary etc all suck
I don't like you
I like cherries
My hair goes past my shoulders..
This survey is too long
This survey isn't long enough yet
I am currently eating something
It is humid outside
I haven't been outside yet today
I just woke up
I should be asleep
I'm procrastinating right now
I'm listening to rock right now
I like Gwen Stefani better as a solo artist than in No Doubt
Avril Lavigne is a freak
Wristbands irritate me
I have jewelry that I wear every day
I hate where I live
Orlando Bloom is ugly
Orlando Bloom is also a gay horny Indian
I have more than 1 best friend
Johnny is hotter than Orlando
I have a phobia of spiders
I am claustrophobic
I love roller coasters
Britney Spears is awesome
Beyonce is a slut
I think Michael Jackson is guilty
I have to go soon
I'm getting offline as soon as I'm done with this
One of my parents is an only child
I am a blonde at heart, but I am brunette
My favorite movie is The Notebook
( In the last 48 hours)
have u worn the color blue
put chapstick on
asked someone out
made out with your ex
cleaned your room
watched tv<
listened to music
hung out with your friends
seen your ex boyfriend /girlfriend
had a fight with your best friend
added a new web log entry to your xanga
chatted to someone on aim
had your favorite color change
had some1 sleepova
read a book
took a picture
went to a club or a dance
cut posters out of a magazine
seen an old friend
put a picture in a picture frame
left your house
spent money
did something nice for someone else
wore a hat
played a sport
did homeowrk
walked down the stairs
opened your garage doors
played with your pet(s)
washed clothes
went to a movie
played poker or card games
fixed something
wrote a phone number down
won something
checked what time it was
thought about how hot someone is
thought about how this winter break is so awsome
thought about this winter break sux
called a friend
brushed your teeth
ate something
downloaded something
burned a cd
cooked something
cooked something and burned it
had a laugh attack
ate a chocolate
played candy land
drank juice
listened to an ipod
listened to ur fave song
ate ur fave food
watched ur fave movie
got new shoes
went to a carnival
smelled a flower
tanned
oganized ur room
gone to a basketball game
had a makeover
did a makeover
made a puppet
bought a boncy ball
worn a hat
played with a puppet
had a party
had a dream shot
bought a purse
displayed pictures
played an instrument
thought about easter
I'm taking this survey because I'm very bored.
I am a girl.
I am a guy.
I'm not a guy or a girl in fact I don't know what I am!
I'm a rocker.
I'm a prep.
I'm a rapper.
I'm not any of these, I fall between the cliques.
I have a boyfriend.
I have a girlfriend.
I believe in God or another higher authority.
I'm an atheist.
I have a birthday.
I'm popular.
I'm a loner/loser.
I'm neither.
I have/had a crush on someone.
I have a website.
I live with both parents.
I live with my mom.
I live with my dad.
My parents are divorced.
I'm skinny.
I'm fat.
I've been hit on.
I've made a move.
I think everyone has a purpose in life.
I've scared little kids on purpose.
I've done something good for another person.
I think some people suck.
I get all sappy when i see romantic movies.
I've been to the movies in the past 2 months.
I've had my heartbroken many times.
I like to watch TV.
When choosing a girl/guy I go for looks more than anything.
I'm a virgin.
I'm not a virgin and i could care less what you all think.
I love my friends.
I like all music.
Sometimes I feel used.
I've never had a boyfriend.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I have a pet.
I'm a ditz.
I'm extremely bored.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm single.
I've hurt OTHERS on purpose.
I have a best friend.
I have more than one best friend.
I believe in soulmates.
I've been mean to someone I actually like.
I'm smart.
I know how to type.
I've shoplifted.
I've lied.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I'm an idiot.
I can speak more than 1 language fluently.
I'm mature.
I'm immature.
I've been dumped.
I was born in January.
I was born in February.
I was born in March.
I was born in April.
I was born in May.
I was born in June.
I was born in July.
I was born in August.
I was born in September.
I was born in October.
I was born in November.
I was born in December.
I'm a klutz.
I'm happy with myself.
I'm unhappy with myself.
I'm a little of both.
I've liked my guyfriend as more than a friend.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've snuck out of my house.
I've been arrested.
I like a guys personality more than looks.
I've went on a blind date.
I have my ears pierced.
I'm gay.
I'm straight.
I'm bi.
I have a piercing other than my ears.
I like to dance.
I have a tattoo.
I like to sing.
I can actually sing.
I can't sing.
I've been drunk.
I like spring
I like summer.
I like fall.
I like winter.
I get bored easily.
I've had a boyfriend before.
I've lied to a friend.
I've skipped school.
I like to read.
I think school sucks.
I've cried during a movie before.
My name starts with an A.
My name starts with a B.
My name starts with a C.
My name starts with a D.
My name starts with an E.
My name starts with an F.
My name starts with a G.
My name starts with an H.
My name starts with an I.
My name starts with a J.
My name starts with a K.
My name starts with an L.
My name starts with an M.
My name starts with an N.
My name starts with an O.
My name starts with a P.
My name starts with a Q.
My name starts with an R.
My name starts with an S.
My name starts with a T.
My name starts with a U.
My name starts with a V.
My name starts with a W.
My name starts with an X.
My name starts with a Y.
My name starts with a Z.
BOLD if you have ever...
flown across the country
been to california
had a crush on someone from another country
met the pope
been a vegetarian/vegan
taken a greyhound out of your state
made a blood brother/sister
slept next to someone you were in love with
had your first (real) love
been ditched at homecoming
had cursed homecomings every year
shaved your arms
been to a hotel party
slept with more than one person in a given night
hit an animal while driving
been to the eiffel tower
been to washington d.c.
lived in more than one house
been heartbroken
met someone famous
met your favorite band
worn something your mother would not have approved of out of the house
gotten a tattoo in memory of someone who meant a lot to you that passed on
had sex in an airplane bathroom
been held at gunpoint
had a crush on someone much younger than you
dated someone much younger than you
fallen asleep next to your pet
had a phone conversation that lasted over 2 hours
kicked someone where the 'sun don't shine'
straightened your hair
dyed your hair an unnatural color
hit your head on drums ace ventura style
made up your own secret code to write notes in as a kid
acted like you were harriet the spy as a kid
loved muppet babies
STILL love muppet babies
eaten soy products
stolen something of your friends
watched a porno
went clubbing
smoked a clove cigarette
sat on a roof
played an instrument
been in a school band
been in a band
broken your toe
played in a sandbox
ice skated
lived on a river
had a treehouse
went thrifting
taken two showers in a day
not taken a shower and gone to school
been to an insanely pretentious indie show
currently have a big secret
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Some not so excellent (but still brag-worthy) photos of Cydni Lauper from last Saturday's concert adventure. Please note the insane proximity we experienced.