Random Stuff, Lost, Drinking Game (lost)

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I somehow managed to tape over Gilmore Girls last night so I haven't seen the episode yet. I won't safely be able to read my friends list until I find a way to get the episode online. And that may not happen until this weekend. Oh boy. Torture.

I am teh sad.

But! That's okay because Lost was on tonight and a little Dom makes everything better.

Episode begins with little Sawyer at the time of his parent's deaths. As messed up as this whole situation was, I spent most of the scene confused about why no one had southern accents.

Sawyer hears "them" and a whispery voice louder than the others says "It'll come back around". The island has a sense of karma.

Sawyer's camp is attacked by a boar which steals his tarp. Saywer 0, Boar 1.

Sawyer: It was staring at me! It stole my tarp!
Sayid: Maybe it wanted to go camping.

Hey, that guy who Sawyer shoves into a wall used to be on X-Files as Agent Doggett. I hate him. Hmph.

Jack's tattoo on his inner arm is really grotesque looking. I have a weird feeling his tattoos are sort of evidence that he had a "troubled' period during his life. I mean, obviously he has father issues, but there's something else. I dunno. Maybe Mr.Foxy just has nasty tattoos.

Kate can "speak his language" when it comes to Sawyer. Which apparently means sticking her tongue down his throat. Okay.

Claire tells Charlie she's been having dreams that seem to be memories with him in them. Charlie apologizes. He then blows off a walk with her because he "has something to do". Awwwww.

The boar and Sawyer have another go at it and the boar wins again (Sawyer: It's harassing me!). Sawyer 0, Boar 2.

Charlie's "something I have to do" is burying Ethan. I'm kind of suprised no one had offered to help him out as you'd think it'd be slightly traumatic to bury the guy you killed. I guess you have to clean up after you own messes in Lost World. Kindly, Hurley offers to help out and in a slightly adorable exchange asks if Charlie is okay. I really like Hurley, he seems like a real, feeling human being. He's also, apparently, one of the few people on this damn island who hasn't killed someone. Yay Hurley!

I still don't buy that Kate is a master tracker who knows all about the wild. Maybe she's been taking lessons with Boone on the ways of the Boar?

Kate & Sawyer's game of "I never" (which, by the way, I've never heard of. And I'm in college.) that leads to us, the audience, learning that Sawyer wore pink in the 80's, Kate's been married, and that hey, they've both killed a man. I'll drink to that.

"It pulled my shirt out of my bag and peed on it!" Sawer 0, Boar 3.

Locke shows up at Kate & Sawyer's camp. Whilst telling a sad story about the death of his younger sister that involves her reincarnated as a dog which is supposed to parallel Sawyer and the boar he makes coffee and gasps, "Ohhhhh! That's good." This is, officially, my favorite Locke moment ever.

Sawyer, after chickening out on killing the REAL Sawyer goes to a bar and proceeds to get shnackered with JACK'S DAD. Only he doesn't know it. They actually talk about Jack. This leads me to wonder if Sawyer will ever tell Jack about this encounter or if he'll be an asshole and hold it over Jack's head in order to get something. I'm thinking the latter, because Sawyer will be Sawyer. But OH the plot thickens as Jack's dad encourages Sawyer to do the business he came to Australia for if it's going to ease his worries (ie: kill). Jack's dad told Sawyer to kill. Oh boy.

After using a little boarlet to try and bait Papa Boar to show itself, Kate bails on Sawyer and leaves him to his own devices. He ends up in a stare down with Papa Boar, where he raises his gun... but doesn't fire. The boars staring skills previal and we end the match with a sold Sawyer 0, Boar 4.

Charlie tells Sayid he'd kill Ethan again if he had to and that he doesn't regret it. Charlie/Dom looks so sexyfine when he's murderous. Also, Sayid says "You're not alone, don't pretend to be" which is = the best line in this episode despite the awesomeness of Locke getting hot and bothered over the coffee.

Sawyer killed the wrong guy. Nice. Job. As man dies he gurgles "It'll come back around" which is what the island was whispering about. Uh oh.

Claire and Charlie take a walk into the sunset...awwwwwww.

Sawyer returns a gun to Jack and somewhere in there Jack drops a line about the Red Sox never winning the world series that Jack's dad had said when Sawyer and he were in the bar. You can practically hear something in Sawyer's head go "Ohh... well. shit." and I'm sitting there torn between "Aww, they don't know that the Red Sox won, bitches!!!!" and "Damnit Sawyer, tell him you met his dad and he said nice things! Ease his pain!" Of course, Sawyer will be Sawyer and he says nothing. I actually made the noise "Arrrgggh." at my TV.

Next week: "We're not the only people on this island and we all know it!" bellows Locke. Also, Michael's raft thingy is ready for its maiden voyage but, gasp, there's only room for four people. I smell drama.

On a related note to tonight's episode... I drank to it following these rules:

Lost Drinking Game
2 drink every time Charlie mentions Driveshaft
2 drink if a fight breaks out
1 if Sawyer calls someone by a nickname
1 if Sawyer actually uses someone's real name
1 if Kate looks angsty
1 If Claire writes in her journal
1 is Hurley says "Dude..."
1 when Locke does that half winking thing.
2 when someone gets a new injusry
2 if an old injury is mentioned
1 everytime someone on the show drinks
1 if the amount of time on the island is mentioned

I encourage everyone to try it. Drink up!

ETA: There's a more comprehensive version of the game posted here.

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I am not partial to this quote:

"I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? " - actress Bette Davis

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Augusten Burroughs book Running with Scissors to be a movie with Gwyneth Paltrow?

Ok...

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My mom found a cat on petfinder.com that is me in cat form.

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I want to have a Lord of the Rings marathon and it makes me sad that I know nobody who'd be interested in watching like 12 hours of geek goodness. Le sigh.

Next post: Icons! (Gilmore Girls, Cabaret, Dom!)

Please, suggest movies for me to do quote icons of! (examples of the last batch)