TAG book update
From that fateful party came the TAG book, which has, since then, been ammended: if anyone wants to add anything, just find me. It's got a nickalodan-type blob thing on the front with "TAG book" in the middle. I dont know why it's the TAG book its just the first name i thought of.
Will:
“ ‘How to get some from a Christian Perspective’ That’s the title of my book”
Will:
“Leave room for Jesus while booty dancing.”
Ms. O:
“It might be difficult to get the actors to a mic.”
Megan:
“Yeah, they might get lost.” Sees Sarah. “Just Kidding!”
Justin:
“They’re big. Oh, don’t worry - they’re BIG!”
Amanda drops make-out couch cover on Sarah’s head
Sarah
“GAH! Now I have hair herpes!”
Amanda
“Get out of my head, Sarah! I know it’s a party, but OUT!”
Justin
“It smells like a locker room in here.”
Ms. O
“It’s Cindy.”
Jake
“Should I shave, Ms. O?”
Ms. O
“No, it adds to the donkey-look.”
Rachel
“She thinks it’s sexy, Jake!”
Ms. O
“No. I don’t.”
Sarah
“Come here, Will, I want to feel you.”
Abbey
“See, Will? I told you sex was important on wedding night.”
Ms.O
“No. You’re 100% wall.”
Bonesteel
“Don’t look up my skirt!”
Garret
“Shit, you’re heavy!”
Ms.O
“Everyone to your bedrooms!”
Will:
“Abbey knows the way.”
Abbey
“I’m not that slutty!”
Bethany
New Title: “We’re in A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream.”
Rachel
“We were having a stage orgy back there.”
Amanda
“That was an interesting feeling...”
Amanda
“And she purrs while she hugs him....”
Jonathan “the hot man”
To Justin “Is that a bra?”
Justin
“No! It’s an undershirt.”
Rachel:
Alternate ending to Oberon/Titania fight scene:
As Oberon: “Give me that boy and I will go with thee!”
As Titania: “Oh, what the hell, let’s go. We need some new seasons anyway.”