I could be your hero (R&I, 1/1)

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End of Year Gift Exchange for: ellienoname 
Prompt: Jane stepping up to a threat to protect Maura and probably putting herself at risk to protect Maura.
Rating PG 13
wordcount: 2795
Beta: hallonpaj <3

I should have seen it coming. It was like in one of those cheesy horror movies where you scream at the TV screen for the hero to not go down alone in the dark basement where

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I just want to thank you for making me LAUGH SO HARD for about five minutes. This was really hilarious. Sorry, I can't resist making a compilation:

- “We got a call around 3 am.” “No puppy?”
- “What is this?” “I think the barista wants me dead.”
- “Not working.” The elevator dinged and people walked out. “Apparently it works for everyone but me.”
- Around minute thirty-seven I had contemplated shoving an ice pick through my ears to keep the noise out. It would probably work to keep a lot of stuff out, including the reoccurring images of Maura bending over to get the books I had accidentally pushed off her desk.
- ***“What did I say?” “You said something about cheese.” I nodded. I was sure I had heard the word cheese. “Sure, Jane. The murder weapon was a cheese.” “Really?”
- ***She was killing me but I no longer craved an ice pick, I was all for listening. Really. Listening is awesome.
- ***For lunch I was craving pizza. Maura wanted Chinese. Naturally we got Chinese.
- ***The WHOLE scene of them eating (well, or in Jane's case, trying to eat).
- ***We finished the rest of the meal in silence and I even did the dishes. Well, I threw the empty cartons out and cleaned up my mess from the floor.
- I knew I had to save her somehow but to be honest, I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. So I settled for stalling. It always worked in movies so why not in real life?
- Either that or my brain would leave a pretty ugly stain on Maura’s driveway. I decided to make that plan C. Plan A was a perfectly timed rescue. Meaning all I needed was to figure out a plan B that would not lead to plan C and everything would work out fine.

The ones with *** really killed me. There are also some really cute scenes, and some hot moments, even. This She was watching me with a small smile on her face and I stood up, let go of her hands to be able to pull her into a tight hug. “I don’t get why you’re scared. I’ll protect you.” really got to me =)

You have to write more!!

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This comment is awesome, totally made me smile.
Thank you, I'm glad the story made you laugh :P

I'll probably write more if I get some ideas :)