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i've been quite busy as of late - sorry for the lack of recent updates. until i possess the time; here's something that made me giggle (stolen from littlesebastien)...
30 Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew
1. Don't ask us if you you are fat, we refuse to answer. It's a trap.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down. You don't hear us complaining that we have to put it up, do you? Just deal with it.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find just the perfect present.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
5. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, shotgun spread formations and monster trucks.
7. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
8. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. You have enough clothes.
10. You have too many shoes.
11. Crying is blackmail.
12. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
13. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious HINTS do not work. Just say it.
14. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries and birthdays on a calendar.
15. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair-out of thirty-would look good with your dress?
16. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
17. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
18. Never ask your girlfriends for advice about men-they don't know shit about us either, and they'll just tell you what you want to hear, even if it's totally wrong. Don't confuse "being supportive" with "giving good advice."
19. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
20. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
21. No, it does not matter which quiz.
22. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
23. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
24. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
25. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done; not both.
26. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed just makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. We know they're airbrushed, we just don't care.
27. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
28. Guns are as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
29. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
30. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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30 Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew
1. Don't ask us if you you are fat, we refuse to answer. It's a trap.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down. You don't hear us complaining that we have to put it up, do you? Just deal with it.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find just the perfect present.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
5. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, shotgun spread formations and monster trucks.
7. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
8. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. You have enough clothes.
10. You have too many shoes.
11. Crying is blackmail.
12. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
13. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious HINTS do not work. Just say it.
14. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries and birthdays on a calendar.
15. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair-out of thirty-would look good with your dress?
16. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
17. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
18. Never ask your girlfriends for advice about men-they don't know shit about us either, and they'll just tell you what you want to hear, even if it's totally wrong. Don't confuse "being supportive" with "giving good advice."
19. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
20. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
21. No, it does not matter which quiz.
22. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
23. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
24. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
25. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done; not both.
26. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed just makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. We know they're airbrushed, we just don't care.
27. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
28. Guns are as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
29. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
30. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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