Issue #1 - "Spider-Senseless"

[seriousbigtime]

[Peter blearily opens his eyes...]

Be up... in a second, Aunt May...

[He suddenly jerks up into a sitting position, glancing around.]

Ooooohkay. This---this isn't my room.

Oh god. Oh man. Oh god, I've been kidnapped, haven't I? This is bad. This is really---

Wait. Hold on a second. If I were really in danger, my Spider-Sense would be going haywire right

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[heartstar_blues]

"I'm not your Aunt May, who the ☠☠☠☠ are you?"

[seriousbigtime]

[Peter wrinkles his nose a bit at that. It almost reminds him of Logan.]

Sheesh, sorry, pal. I just got here.

[heartstar_blues]

"Oh, well ☠☠☠☠ man. Sorry.

Okay, welcome to Mayfield. We've all been kidnapped and so have you. It's ☠☠☠☠ up here but you came at a good time. Not that many terrible things going on at the moment."

[seriousbigtime]

Bad stuff? Like what?

[heartstar_blues]

"Torture, murder, and whatever other twisted things they can think of.

If you have cool stuff, scars, tattooes or powers they're gone. This place breaks reality.

Welcome to the third worse place I've ever been to."

[seriousbigtime]

Powers?

[Well, that explains why his Spider-sense wasn't flaring at all... So does that mean he's back to being an ordinary teenager?]

They're gone forever? Hypothetically speaking.

[heartstar_blues]

"No, they give them back. Sometimes bits at a time. Usually right after they ☠☠☠☠ you up.

I'm The Captain by the way."

[seriousbigtime]

[Well, that's a relief. He'll need all the power he can get in order to get back home...]

Peter. Peter Parker.

[heartstar_blues]

"Nice to meet you. You from earth or some weird place?"

[seriousbigtime]

I'm from Queens. Nothing too weird, I guess.

[Aside from the supervillains and such.]

[heartstar_blues]

"Queens?

Well, sucks to be you I guess.

I'm from Brooklyn."

[seriousbigtime]

What? Oh, come on, dude. Queens isn't that bad!

...Still, another New Yorker? That's a definite improvement from the other crazies I've met so far.

[heartstar_blues]

"Yeah, it's fine if you're 80 and a Jewish woman.

There are a lot of people from strange worlds all over this town. I've seen aliens before but nothing like this."

[seriousbigtime]

Aliens? You the Captain of the Enterprise, by chance?

[heartstar_blues]

"No, I'm The Captain all right but ☠☠☠☠ Trekkies.

I'm a superhero kid."

[seriousbigtime]

[He freezes.]

A superhero? ...like Captain America? Or Iron Man? Or the Ultimates?