i feel myself slipping

[serine]

You are all alone, minding your own business, reading a newspaper, when all of a sudden... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN, Shamookas! Things flinging in your ness ness. With a swift kick to left, and a quick karate chop to the right... boo YA. Your ass is ours!
Stealth Ninjas... Taking Care of Business.