http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/article/265157/250/COPS-Largo-puppeteer-wanted-to-cook-and-eat-children ...when I was a child, I was told tales of Satanists that would poison Halloween candy and abduct children for sacrifices. Scare tactics.
I'm just kind of staring at my monitor right now. This sort of person shouldn't exist.