Universe, why am I not psychic? Why? Because if I was, I would have known that
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WAS AT CONEY ISLAND TODAY. While I was there. While I was there ALL DAY.
In a bikini, by the way, that makes me look like Wonder Woman. Or possibly She-Ra. WHATEVER IT WAS A HOT BIKINI AND I LOOKED AWESOME IN IT.
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS UNTIL TEN HOURS TOO LATE???