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(My parents and I in a long ass car ride stuck in traffic)
ME: I'm bored. Let's play a game.
MOM: What game do you wanna play?
ME: I don't know. You pick.
MOM: How about the Movie Game?
DAD: How about Monopoly?
ME: Ooh! I'm the dog.
MOM: I'm the car!
DAD: I'm the thimble! (Remember. There is no actual Monopoly game) Roll to see who goes first. I got a 9.
MOM: I'll roll now. I got a 12.
ME: I'll roll. Ooh, I got a 12. Roll again mom.
MOM: I got a 12.
ME: Wow, I just got a 12 again too. Roll again mom.
MOM: I got a 12.
ME: Wow, this is so strange. I just got a 12 too. I've never seen something like this happen. (Serious tone)...Roll again mom.
MOM: ...I got an 11. You're turn.
ME: Oh my goodness! I got a 12! I guess that means I go first. Rolling...I got a 39.
MOM: (Pissed) Oh, my God. You landed on boardwalk...
ME: I'll take it.
DAD: Are you able to afford it right now?
MOM: Yes, it's the start of the game.
ME: Your turn mom.
DAD: Wait a second? How could you have rolled a 39?
ME: It was luck! Do you doubt me?
DAD: Lee, go.
MOM: Ooh, I rolled a 20. Free parking for me!!!
ME: It's only $500. Dad, your turn.
DAD: Ok. I rolled a 12.
ME: A 12?
DAD: Yeah. I get the electric company or whatever.
MOM: Roll one die.
DAD: 9.
ME: Oh, alright. My turn. Ooh!
DAD: What?
MOM: I bet she rolled a 38.
ME: I'm bored. Let's play a game.
MOM: What game do you wanna play?
ME: I don't know. You pick.
MOM: How about the Movie Game?
DAD: How about Monopoly?
ME: Ooh! I'm the dog.
MOM: I'm the car!
DAD: I'm the thimble! (Remember. There is no actual Monopoly game) Roll to see who goes first. I got a 9.
MOM: I'll roll now. I got a 12.
ME: I'll roll. Ooh, I got a 12. Roll again mom.
MOM: I got a 12.
ME: Wow, I just got a 12 again too. Roll again mom.
MOM: I got a 12.
ME: Wow, this is so strange. I just got a 12 too. I've never seen something like this happen. (Serious tone)...Roll again mom.
MOM: ...I got an 11. You're turn.
ME: Oh my goodness! I got a 12! I guess that means I go first. Rolling...I got a 39.
MOM: (Pissed) Oh, my God. You landed on boardwalk...
ME: I'll take it.
DAD: Are you able to afford it right now?
MOM: Yes, it's the start of the game.
ME: Your turn mom.
DAD: Wait a second? How could you have rolled a 39?
ME: It was luck! Do you doubt me?
DAD: Lee, go.
MOM: Ooh, I rolled a 20. Free parking for me!!!
ME: It's only $500. Dad, your turn.
DAD: Ok. I rolled a 12.
ME: A 12?
DAD: Yeah. I get the electric company or whatever.
MOM: Roll one die.
DAD: 9.
ME: Oh, alright. My turn. Ooh!
DAD: What?
MOM: I bet she rolled a 38.