The "Controversial" Meme.
Copied from my Myspace, so my friends here that aren't there can read it too, because I am irritable and that is humorous to some of you...
01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Why the fuck not...
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No. There are a variety of reasons why, but the simple reason is that meth fucks with your physical appearance, and I'm rather vain about mine.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I'm for it as a method of saving a woman's life (or sanity, for that matter) but not as a form of Birth Control. If a woman is raped or incapable of carrying a child to term, or something of that nature, I believe the Abortion is ok. Otherwise, no. Learn to keep your snatch closed and you won't have babies you can't deal with.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Wow. Anyone who thinks the United States controls the entire fucking world needs to pull their head out of their ass. India has had a female prime minister, as has Britain. Did those two countries cause the end of the world?
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind, but conversely I don't wanna fucking pay for some child killing pedophile to be housed in the system forever. I'm kinda both for AND against it, really.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't really fucking care.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Whole-heartedly for.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
On a Federal level yes. Separate states doing it is fucking pointless until the Federal government recognizes it as a whole. The legal nightmare/shitstorm around having to get a divorce, but having to go back to the state/commonwealth you were married in to do it is absurd.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Wrong? No. What's WRONG with wanting to improve the quality of your life? That's the human endeavor right there. I think the Fed needs to vastly reduce what is necessary for people to legally immigrate to this country, in all honesty.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Twelve year old girls have babies all over the world all the time. I'm pretty sure their parents don't freak out about it when it's a girl in Africa or India...
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
FUUUUUCK NO! Do you know how much of a hot mess I was at the age of eighteen? I'm not saying I should be the basis of what is legal or not...but I think 21 is a good solid age.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Cause = Effect. I start to believe less and less that the ends are justifying the means.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. If your quality of life is such that you no longer have any will to live, it should be your right to end it by whatever means necessary. At some point you cease to be living, and are just extending your time.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
No. It was done to me, and had a very profound impact on my life, vis a vis me loathing the person who did it for a very, and I mean VEEEEEERY long time.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Right now I'd burn the American Flag for a fucking cigarette. It's a symbol. Do you know how you retire an American Flag? There's a shit ton of pomp and circumstance, and then it's BURNED.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Bartlett '08 in my opinion. In all honesty, I liked Senator McCain, but Candidate McCain is a douchebage. I'm not too greatly fond of Obama either. I have a few people on my friends list who keep spamming political messaging, for both candidates, and people on both side of the fence are basically fervent for the same reasons. Fine, that's just fucking great. Vote for whoever you think is the candidate that will do the most for you.
I'm voting for Jedidiah Bartlett, motherbitches.
01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Why the fuck not...
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No. There are a variety of reasons why, but the simple reason is that meth fucks with your physical appearance, and I'm rather vain about mine.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I'm for it as a method of saving a woman's life (or sanity, for that matter) but not as a form of Birth Control. If a woman is raped or incapable of carrying a child to term, or something of that nature, I believe the Abortion is ok. Otherwise, no. Learn to keep your snatch closed and you won't have babies you can't deal with.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Wow. Anyone who thinks the United States controls the entire fucking world needs to pull their head out of their ass. India has had a female prime minister, as has Britain. Did those two countries cause the end of the world?
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind, but conversely I don't wanna fucking pay for some child killing pedophile to be housed in the system forever. I'm kinda both for AND against it, really.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't really fucking care.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Whole-heartedly for.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
On a Federal level yes. Separate states doing it is fucking pointless until the Federal government recognizes it as a whole. The legal nightmare/shitstorm around having to get a divorce, but having to go back to the state/commonwealth you were married in to do it is absurd.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Wrong? No. What's WRONG with wanting to improve the quality of your life? That's the human endeavor right there. I think the Fed needs to vastly reduce what is necessary for people to legally immigrate to this country, in all honesty.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Twelve year old girls have babies all over the world all the time. I'm pretty sure their parents don't freak out about it when it's a girl in Africa or India...
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
FUUUUUCK NO! Do you know how much of a hot mess I was at the age of eighteen? I'm not saying I should be the basis of what is legal or not...but I think 21 is a good solid age.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Cause = Effect. I start to believe less and less that the ends are justifying the means.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. If your quality of life is such that you no longer have any will to live, it should be your right to end it by whatever means necessary. At some point you cease to be living, and are just extending your time.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
No. It was done to me, and had a very profound impact on my life, vis a vis me loathing the person who did it for a very, and I mean VEEEEEERY long time.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Right now I'd burn the American Flag for a fucking cigarette. It's a symbol. Do you know how you retire an American Flag? There's a shit ton of pomp and circumstance, and then it's BURNED.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Bartlett '08 in my opinion. In all honesty, I liked Senator McCain, but Candidate McCain is a douchebage. I'm not too greatly fond of Obama either. I have a few people on my friends list who keep spamming political messaging, for both candidates, and people on both side of the fence are basically fervent for the same reasons. Fine, that's just fucking great. Vote for whoever you think is the candidate that will do the most for you.
I'm voting for Jedidiah Bartlett, motherbitches.