Facemaster Act 1, Scene 1
Enter Sarah McDonough's facemaster:
Sarah's Facemaster: Avast!
The picture I hold for thee
Accentuates
My heterosexuality
and my love of the Bengals!
I am coy
insofar that
I wear no pantaloons!
Phillip Wienholts, from the shadows:
A darling nymph I do spy
her pantsless legs lead me to perspiration.
A plan I will launch for the key to her heart.
On her wall, I will write, and gain favor.
Phil Wienholts (Kent State) wrote
at 1:37pm April 30th, 2005
goddamn sarah, i most certainly didnt go to kinko's and have a life-size poster made out of the bengals jersey picture, nopenopenope, haha
luv phil
Narrator, gravely: Yonder knave has spoken falsely
From his actions we will learn
The path one takes
To become
A douche
Exeunt
Sarah's Facemaster: Avast!
The picture I hold for thee
Accentuates
My heterosexuality
and my love of the Bengals!
I am coy
insofar that
I wear no pantaloons!
Phillip Wienholts, from the shadows:
A darling nymph I do spy
her pantsless legs lead me to perspiration.
A plan I will launch for the key to her heart.
On her wall, I will write, and gain favor.
Phil Wienholts (Kent State) wrote
at 1:37pm April 30th, 2005
goddamn sarah, i most certainly didnt go to kinko's and have a life-size poster made out of the bengals jersey picture, nopenopenope, haha
luv phil
Narrator, gravely: Yonder knave has spoken falsely
From his actions we will learn
The path one takes
To become
A douche
Exeunt