Gay Marriage is Gay lol
There's a pretty interesting article in this weeks NYT Magazine that tries to find the reasoning behind the anti-gay-marriage movement. Some of the interviewees are pretty intelligent.
"I bet a dollar against a doughnut that if they get gay marriage, one day a bisexual is going to show up who says, 'I want to marry a man and a woman,'" Jim Gray, Evalena's husband said. "It's going to open the door to polygamy."
Obviously, the range of people you find attractive has a whole lot to do with the amount of sexual relations you desire. Men who like woman with both small breasts and those with large breasts also threaten to unleash polygamy on our unsuspecting society. These activists must love people that are into BSDM, because, you know, there aren't too many of them that share the same views so they must have little chance of acheiving polygamy.
"Once you start this, you could have a 45-year-old man wanting to marry a 9-year-old boy," said Bryan Simonaire, an anti-gay-marriage activist. "That could be O.K. in 20 years."
It's a little known fact among intellectual circles that homosexuality = child-raping. It's true though. I asked my gay friend the other day about his sexual orientation and he said, 'Oh, I'm a child rapist. I just came out last year, and I've been child-raping ever since.'
"I bet a dollar against a doughnut that if they get gay marriage, one day a bisexual is going to show up who says, 'I want to marry a man and a woman,'" Jim Gray, Evalena's husband said. "It's going to open the door to polygamy."
Obviously, the range of people you find attractive has a whole lot to do with the amount of sexual relations you desire. Men who like woman with both small breasts and those with large breasts also threaten to unleash polygamy on our unsuspecting society. These activists must love people that are into BSDM, because, you know, there aren't too many of them that share the same views so they must have little chance of acheiving polygamy.
"Once you start this, you could have a 45-year-old man wanting to marry a 9-year-old boy," said Bryan Simonaire, an anti-gay-marriage activist. "That could be O.K. in 20 years."
It's a little known fact among intellectual circles that homosexuality = child-raping. It's true though. I asked my gay friend the other day about his sexual orientation and he said, 'Oh, I'm a child rapist. I just came out last year, and I've been child-raping ever since.'