AIM Fun, starring Ryan and Axis

Jun 12, 2005 23:05

(22:37:12) ryan: well, downloaded that ISO of osx for x86
(22:50:21) axis: are you going to try it out now?
(22:58:41) ryan: it's a picture of someone's asshole :-D
(22:58:57) axis: hahaha!
(22:59:11) axis: wait...how big was it?
(22:59:14) axis: the .iso I mean
(22:59:19) ryan: 1 GB
(22:59:27) axis: that's a big asshole
(22:59:40) axis: I mean, the guy who tricked you, what an asshole

Here's the great Lauryn Hill, from my 1$ steal The Score:
(I love Half Priced Books)

Yeah, yeah behold, as my odes, manifold on your rhymes
Two MC's can't occupy the same space at the same time
It's against the laws of physics
So weep as your "Sweet Dreams" break up like Eurythmics
Rap rejects my tape deck, ejects projectile
Whether jew or gentile, I rank top percentile
Many styles, more powerful than gamma rays
My grammar pays, like Carlos Santana plays, "Black Magic Woman"
So while you fumin I'm consumin mango juice under Polaris
You just embarrassed cause it's your "Last Tango in Paris"
And even after all my logic and my theory
I add a motherfucker so you ig'nant niggaz hear me (ed. note: Diss!!)
Crew remember take notes, as I sow my rap oats
And for you biting zealots, here's a quote
Clef:
Ay! Another MC lose his life tonight, ohhhhh
I beg that you pray to Jesus Christ, whyyyy
Ohh laww-WWD, father don't let him bury we, aiyyyy
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