I need a hobby...
There is a computer game called Warcraft 3.
Warcraft 3 has an internet entity known as "Battle.net" where you play against other foes from across cyberspace.
Most of these foes are 13 year olds who take the game way to seriously.
Here's a pocket dictionary guide:
noob: Newbie; a person that is new to the game; someone with a severe deficiency in skill.
wtf: Where's the figs?
lol: Lull, i.e. a lull in a battle; the eye of the hurricane.
u suck fag: Art thouest currently smoking a fag? If my query returns truth-hood, I would also like to suck in that sweet sassy smoke.
u suck noob give me teh crysalis fucking noob: ???
The most hilarious circumstances arrive when you play as a teammate to one of these prodigies. Your best bet is to win his heart with the pen, not the sword.
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069: wtf noob u suck
SergeantCircles: Ahh! Sorry friends, I'll try harder in future encounters.
SergeantCircles was slain
SergeantCircles: Man, that defense tower is an asshole.
pwnedj0069: lol my teammate is a fuking noob
SergeantCircles was slain
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069: if ur gonna kep dying give me the crysalis
SergeantCircles: No time for that, old chum! I need to beat these ruffians post-haste! Feets, don't fail me now!
SergeantCircles was slain
SergeantCircles: Good sir, hand me my killing fist. I have a plan that will knock the smile from their most incredulous features...
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069: WTF
SergeantCircles: Indeed, sir, that defense tower is a much bigger jerk than I originally anticipated.
pwnedj0069 was slain
ik1llurmom was slain
gosu1429 was slain
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069 was slain
SergeantCircles: Hey gang, looks like they've got us on the ropes. I guess it's up to me to stop pollution and save the environment. Tell my family the sperm really was donated from a friendly hobo.
SergeantCircles was slain
Warcraft 3 has an internet entity known as "Battle.net" where you play against other foes from across cyberspace.
Most of these foes are 13 year olds who take the game way to seriously.
Here's a pocket dictionary guide:
noob: Newbie; a person that is new to the game; someone with a severe deficiency in skill.
wtf: Where's the figs?
lol: Lull, i.e. a lull in a battle; the eye of the hurricane.
u suck fag: Art thouest currently smoking a fag? If my query returns truth-hood, I would also like to suck in that sweet sassy smoke.
u suck noob give me teh crysalis fucking noob: ???
The most hilarious circumstances arrive when you play as a teammate to one of these prodigies. Your best bet is to win his heart with the pen, not the sword.
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069: wtf noob u suck
SergeantCircles: Ahh! Sorry friends, I'll try harder in future encounters.
SergeantCircles was slain
SergeantCircles: Man, that defense tower is an asshole.
pwnedj0069: lol my teammate is a fuking noob
SergeantCircles was slain
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069: if ur gonna kep dying give me the crysalis
SergeantCircles: No time for that, old chum! I need to beat these ruffians post-haste! Feets, don't fail me now!
SergeantCircles was slain
SergeantCircles: Good sir, hand me my killing fist. I have a plan that will knock the smile from their most incredulous features...
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069: WTF
SergeantCircles: Indeed, sir, that defense tower is a much bigger jerk than I originally anticipated.
pwnedj0069 was slain
ik1llurmom was slain
gosu1429 was slain
SergeantCircles was slain
pwnedj0069 was slain
SergeantCircles: Hey gang, looks like they've got us on the ropes. I guess it's up to me to stop pollution and save the environment. Tell my family the sperm really was donated from a friendly hobo.
SergeantCircles was slain