Nov 21, 2004 06:13
Many people regard the act of 'throwing up' as a unique, disgusting action akin to farting, sneezing, shitting, or so forth.
But in reality, throwing up features much more variation to make the process more exciting.
In addition to the myriad of colors one may puke, there are also a variety of 'surprise twists' that may occur during the act.
Of course there is the normal, garden variety upchuck, but one of two things may also happen:
1. You could throw up some out your nose. This can be pretty unpleasant, as it makes breathing all the more difficult. You also have to balance the tasks of spitting and blowing your nose at the same time.
2. You could throw up some snot out of your mouth. Don't ask me the mechanics of this one, because I'm still trying to puzzle it out. This is the easier one to deal with, but it can be pretty weird to spit such a cohesive substance.
Please join me next time for another exciting adventure...
Same bat time, same bat place.