[Sunday | Evening | January 7th]

[sergeant_will]

 You know that Joker rumour that's been going around? The one where you get a wish to come true? Well it totally works! I was little skeptical at first, but it actually worked. You should all give it a try sometime.

To me:
 I can't believe he could raise the dead. Was it really that simple? I shouldn't really question it should I?
 My friend from

Comments

[amieranger]

You're lying. Things like that can't be true!

[sergeant_will]

I am not lying!

[amieranger]

You ARE! There's no way something like that can be true!
And even if it was only an idiot would do that! I mean, nobody grants you a wish without wanting something in return!

[sergeant_will]

Oh really? Well, I wished for my friend to come visit me and her she is. She came right after I wished for it to happen! If you doubt it so much, then why don't you call?

Or are you just a chicken?

[amieranger]

It's just a coincidence! MAYBE you should have called your friend instead of this "Joker" and she would have come ANYWAY. Or Maybe this Joker just brought her a plane ticket, nothing really strange, humpf!

And NO, I'm not a chicken! I just don't believe is this kind of thing! beside I couldn't really pick a wish

And where the hell is your friend from?

[sergeant_will]

Ahaha, you're just a chicken and you're just saying "b-b-but I don't b-believe in it" 'cause you're scared. Go call him, chicken, go call him and ask for something impossible. He'll make it happen.

She's from Canada.

[amieranger]

I AM NOT! And all right, I'll call him, but don't be surprised if I wish for you to magically be killed by a snake's bite! HUMPF

Canada? Better than the USA at least. Well, that means I could speak with your little friend.

Did miss scary lesbian molest you? I knew she was a pedophile, too. Scary lesbian pedo

[sergeant_will]

Killed by a snake's bite..? Is that the best you can come up with?

Katie: Huh? What does that mean? What's a 'pedo'? Are you Will's friend? She said she was going to let me meet all of her friends!

I'M NOT A PEDO, YOU LITTLE CHICKEN FREAK! Stop saying weird things to her.

[amieranger]

A pedophile is someone who likes children in a very special way. Just like your good scary lesbian friend!
God, how I missed speaking in english

And yes, YOU ARE, why would you hang out with a little girl otherwise?

[sergeant_will]

Katie: A special way? I don't think Will likes them in a way that's different from everyone else? Actually, I don't think Will likes many children *giggles* She can be mean to them. But she's really nice once you get to know her!

Because she's kind of like a sister to me. Not that you'd understand what that means. You probably don't have anyone like that that you're close to, Chicken Freak.

[amieranger]

Yes I have, idiot! I have a sister! And.. and then there's Amakusa-san! Humpf!

And you're boring by the way

[sergeant_will]

I'm sure all of your friends are just imaginary ones.

Katie: Boring? Well, I guess I'm not really saying much. S-sorry, I'm a little shy. Umm, what's your name?