D&D that almost was
me, jon, jess and ted
jon was being the dungeon master, jess was a light sorceress named galstaf, i was a fighter and ted was an elf. i had went to the kitchen really quick
JON: Galstaf, you have entered the door to the north. you are now by yourself, standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew iminates from the wet dungeon walls.
TYLER: WHERE'RE THE CHEETOES?!
JON: there right next to you.
Jess: i cast a spell
TYLER: WHERES THE MOUNTAIN DEW?!
JON: IN THE FRIDGE DUH!!!
JESS: I wanna cast a spell!
TYLER: CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!
JON: YES! YOU CAN HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW JUST GO GET IT!
JESS: I can cast any of these right? on the list?
JON: yes any of the first level ones.
TYLER: IM GONNA GET A SODA DOES ANYONE WANT ONE? HEY JON IM NOT IN THE ROOM RIGHT?
JON: WHAT ROOM?
JESS: I wanna cast magic missle
TYLER: THE ROOM WHERE SHES CASTING ALL THESE SPELLS FROM!
JON: SHE HASNT CAST ANYTHING YET!
JESS: I am though if you'd listen, im casting magic missle.
JON: why are you casting magic missle theres nothing to attack here.
JESS: Deh...I...Im attacking the darkness.
EVERYONE LAUGHS
JON: Fine fine you attack the darkness. theres an elf in front of you.
JESS: WOAH!
TED: thats me right?
JON: hes wearing a brown tunic, and he has grey hair and blue eyes.
TED: no no i dont i have grey eyes.
JON: lemme see that sheet.
TED: well it says.. it say i have blue but i decided i wanted grey eyes.
JON: WHATEVER. ok you guys can talk to each other now if you want.
JESS: hello
TED: hello
JESS: i am Galstaf sorceress of light
TED: then how come you had to cast magic missle?
EVERYONE LAUGHS
JON: you guys are being attacked
TYLER: DO I SEE THAT HAPPENING?!
JON: NO YOU'RE OUTSIDE BY THE TAVERN!
TYLER: COOL I GET DRUNK!
JON: there are seven ogres surrounding you.
JESS: How could they surround us? i had Mordinkidends magical watch dog cast.
JON: No you didnt.
TYLER: IM GETTING DRUNK! ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?!
JESS: I TOTALLY DID, YOU ASKED ME IF I WANTED ANY EQUIPMENT BEFORE THIS ADVENTURE AND I SAID NO, BUT I NEED MATERIAL COMPONENTS FOR ALL MY SPELLS! SO I CAST MORDENKIDENS FAITHFUL WATCH DOG!
JON: But you never actually cast it>
TYLER: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF IM GETTING DRUNK!
JON: YEAH YOU ARE!
TYLER: ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?!
JON: YEAH!
JESS: I DID THOUGH! I COMPLETELY SAID WHEN YOU ASKED ME!....
JON: NO YOU DID'NT! YOU DID'NT ACTUALLY SAY THAT YOU WERE CASTING THE SPELL SO NOW THERES OGRES OKAY!!!
TYLER: OGRES?! MAN I GOT AN OGRE SLAYING KNIFE ITS GOT A PLUS NINE AGAINST OGRES!
JON: YOUR NOT THERE!!! YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK!!!
TYLER: OKAY!, BUT IF THERE ARE ANY GIRLS THERE I WANNA DO THEM!
There you have it. a frightening look at a game the we were never able to finish.
jon was being the dungeon master, jess was a light sorceress named galstaf, i was a fighter and ted was an elf. i had went to the kitchen really quick
JON: Galstaf, you have entered the door to the north. you are now by yourself, standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew iminates from the wet dungeon walls.
TYLER: WHERE'RE THE CHEETOES?!
JON: there right next to you.
Jess: i cast a spell
TYLER: WHERES THE MOUNTAIN DEW?!
JON: IN THE FRIDGE DUH!!!
JESS: I wanna cast a spell!
TYLER: CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!
JON: YES! YOU CAN HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW JUST GO GET IT!
JESS: I can cast any of these right? on the list?
JON: yes any of the first level ones.
TYLER: IM GONNA GET A SODA DOES ANYONE WANT ONE? HEY JON IM NOT IN THE ROOM RIGHT?
JON: WHAT ROOM?
JESS: I wanna cast magic missle
TYLER: THE ROOM WHERE SHES CASTING ALL THESE SPELLS FROM!
JON: SHE HASNT CAST ANYTHING YET!
JESS: I am though if you'd listen, im casting magic missle.
JON: why are you casting magic missle theres nothing to attack here.
JESS: Deh...I...Im attacking the darkness.
EVERYONE LAUGHS
JON: Fine fine you attack the darkness. theres an elf in front of you.
JESS: WOAH!
TED: thats me right?
JON: hes wearing a brown tunic, and he has grey hair and blue eyes.
TED: no no i dont i have grey eyes.
JON: lemme see that sheet.
TED: well it says.. it say i have blue but i decided i wanted grey eyes.
JON: WHATEVER. ok you guys can talk to each other now if you want.
JESS: hello
TED: hello
JESS: i am Galstaf sorceress of light
TED: then how come you had to cast magic missle?
EVERYONE LAUGHS
JON: you guys are being attacked
TYLER: DO I SEE THAT HAPPENING?!
JON: NO YOU'RE OUTSIDE BY THE TAVERN!
TYLER: COOL I GET DRUNK!
JON: there are seven ogres surrounding you.
JESS: How could they surround us? i had Mordinkidends magical watch dog cast.
JON: No you didnt.
TYLER: IM GETTING DRUNK! ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?!
JESS: I TOTALLY DID, YOU ASKED ME IF I WANTED ANY EQUIPMENT BEFORE THIS ADVENTURE AND I SAID NO, BUT I NEED MATERIAL COMPONENTS FOR ALL MY SPELLS! SO I CAST MORDENKIDENS FAITHFUL WATCH DOG!
JON: But you never actually cast it>
TYLER: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF IM GETTING DRUNK!
JON: YEAH YOU ARE!
TYLER: ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?!
JON: YEAH!
JESS: I DID THOUGH! I COMPLETELY SAID WHEN YOU ASKED ME!....
JON: NO YOU DID'NT! YOU DID'NT ACTUALLY SAY THAT YOU WERE CASTING THE SPELL SO NOW THERES OGRES OKAY!!!
TYLER: OGRES?! MAN I GOT AN OGRE SLAYING KNIFE ITS GOT A PLUS NINE AGAINST OGRES!
JON: YOUR NOT THERE!!! YOU'RE GETTING DRUNK!!!
TYLER: OKAY!, BUT IF THERE ARE ANY GIRLS THERE I WANNA DO THEM!
There you have it. a frightening look at a game the we were never able to finish.