Bugs
There's a bug in my room, and now I'm freaking out at everything that moves. Something flew by and I almost dropped my laptop. I hate bugs. I think it's a) a bee b) a lightning bug or c) a flying earwig. This is my conversations right now.
Saenregephla: grrr
Saenregephla: come savce me
Saenregephla: *save me
lazrboy9: huh
lazrboy9: from wat
Saenregephla: there's a bug in my rom
Saenregephla: and I think it's a bee
lazrboy9: lol
lazrboy9: you weirdo
Saenregephla: but I don't know where it is
lazrboy9: bees cant sting through a tissue
Saenregephla: can earwigs fly
Saenregephla: ?
lazrboy9: oh then ti will die soon anyway
lazrboy9: earwigs?
Saenregephla: yea
Saenregephla: do they
lazrboy9: whats an earwig i mean
lazrboy9: are
Saenregephla: it's the wierd bug that has clawS
lazrboy9: sure why not
Saenregephla: ..
Saenregephla: they climb in ur ear and dig
Saenregephla: it flew by and I freaeked and almost dropped my laptop
lazrboy9: lol
lazrboy9: its just a fly ang
lazrboy9: earwigs are probably tiny
Saenregephla: ...
Saenregephla: earwigs are big
lazrboy9: and any other fly is killed in your ear
lazrboy9: most fly in and suffocate in the earwax
Saenregephla: earwigs latch on to the ear, and dig in and then inhabit ur brain
lazrboy9: well that happens
lazrboy9: and if it happened i doubt it would be all that bad...and anyway always remember the good ole phrase, shit happens
Saenregephla: but It'd hurt
lazrboy9: probably not
lazrboy9: i severely doubt you have pain nerves on your brain
lazrboy9: non the less far in your ear
and
Saenregephla: JP!
Saenregephla: make it go away
Prometeus Ultima: ?
Saenregephla: there's a bug in my room
Saenregephla: it's either a bee or a lightning bug
Prometeus Ultima: heh
Saenregephla: either way I don't want it in my room
Saenregephla: but if it's a bee I'm freaked out
Prometeus Ultima: id love to help, but right now im bored and depressed, so im gonna try and get to sleep
Prometeus Ultima: have a nice night, and good luck with the bee thing
Saenregephla: lol
Saenregephla: u should go
Saenregephla: to my house
Saenregephla: and get rid of this bug
Saenregephla: in my room
Prometeus Ultima: ....
Prometeus Ultima: i should sleep
Prometeus Ultima: can i give you an IOU?
Saenregephla: :-(
Saenregephla: i'm not wearing clothes
Prometeus Ultima: *sigh*
Prometeus Ultima: wait
Prometeus Ultima: what?
Saenregephla: I'm not wearing clothes
Prometeus Ultima: where do you live again?
Saenregephla: therefore u should come over and exterminate this bee ;-)
Prometeus Ultima: how come everyone gets naked when im about to leave....
Saenregephla: 170 Oxford Ave, the room on the left of the staircase
Saenregephla: once ur upstairs
Prometeus Ultima: gwah
Prometeus Ultima: cant you just like
Prometeus Ultima: take pictures
Prometeus Ultima: then we could reenact the killing of the bee
Saenregephla: lol
Prometeus Ultima: and itll be just like i was there
Saenregephla: and u get to see my naked body?
Prometeus Ultima: if thats what you want
Saenregephla: I think that's what u want
Prometeus Ultima: i plead the fifth
Saenregephla: can earwigs fly?
Prometeus Ultima: doubt it
Saenregephla: so I don't have to worry about that
Saenregephla: I just saw it fly by and freaked and almost dropped my laptop on the ground
Prometeus Ultima: heh
Saenregephla: JP!
Saenregephla: get over here and kill whatever bug this is
Prometeus Ultima: hey!
Prometeus Ultima: naked first
Prometeus Ultima: then dead bugs
Saenregephla: I'm naked
Saenregephla: already
Prometeus Ultima: well, i cant see
Prometeus Ultima: i have an idea!
Prometeus Ultima: instead of me going there
Prometeus Ultima: you come over here
Prometeus Ultima: and idk
Saenregephla: ...
Prometeus Ultima: wake me up or something
Saenregephla: that doesn't kill the bee
Prometeus Ultima: im tired
Prometeus Ultima: yes it does
Prometeus Ultima: cuz the bee will be so scared
Saenregephla: y?
Prometeus Ultima: of my awesome manliness
Prometeus Ultima: itll run away
Prometeus Ultima: ((i am SO TIRED))
Saenregephla: Saenregephla: can earwigs fly
Saenregephla: ?
lazrboy9: oh then ti will die soon anyway
lazrboy9: earwigs?
Saenregephla: yea
Saenregephla: Saenregephla: do they
lazrboy9: whats an earwig i mean
lazrboy9: are
Saenregephla: it's the wierd bug that has clawS
lazrboy9: sure why not
Saenregephla: heh, this is what I"ve decided
Saenregephla: Saenregephla: ..
Saenregephla: they climb in ur ear and dig
Saenregephla: it flew by and I freaeked and almost dropped my laptop
lazrboy9: lol
Saenregephla: lazrboy9: its just a fly ang
lazrboy9: earwigs are probably tiny
Saenregephla: ...
Saenregephla: earwigs are big
Saenregephla: lazrboy9: and any other fly is killed in your ear
lazrboy9: most fly in and suffocate in the earwax
Saenregephla: earwigs latch on to the ear, and dig in and then inhabit ur brain
Saenregephla: lazrboy9: well that happens
Prometeus Ultima: haha
Prometeus Ultima: sure
Saenregephla: I like that idea
Saenregephla: earwigs inhabiting the brain
So this is fun... hope I can sleep with this bug in my room :(
Remember that earwigs will inhabit your brain and take over your body... We hates the earwigs, we hates them!
:) Night
Saenregephla: grrr
Saenregephla: come savce me
Saenregephla: *save me
lazrboy9: huh
lazrboy9: from wat
Saenregephla: there's a bug in my rom
Saenregephla: and I think it's a bee
lazrboy9: lol
lazrboy9: you weirdo
Saenregephla: but I don't know where it is
lazrboy9: bees cant sting through a tissue
Saenregephla: can earwigs fly
Saenregephla: ?
lazrboy9: oh then ti will die soon anyway
lazrboy9: earwigs?
Saenregephla: yea
Saenregephla: do they
lazrboy9: whats an earwig i mean
lazrboy9: are
Saenregephla: it's the wierd bug that has clawS
lazrboy9: sure why not
Saenregephla: ..
Saenregephla: they climb in ur ear and dig
Saenregephla: it flew by and I freaeked and almost dropped my laptop
lazrboy9: lol
lazrboy9: its just a fly ang
lazrboy9: earwigs are probably tiny
Saenregephla: ...
Saenregephla: earwigs are big
lazrboy9: and any other fly is killed in your ear
lazrboy9: most fly in and suffocate in the earwax
Saenregephla: earwigs latch on to the ear, and dig in and then inhabit ur brain
lazrboy9: well that happens
lazrboy9: and if it happened i doubt it would be all that bad...and anyway always remember the good ole phrase, shit happens
Saenregephla: but It'd hurt
lazrboy9: probably not
lazrboy9: i severely doubt you have pain nerves on your brain
lazrboy9: non the less far in your ear
and
Saenregephla: JP!
Saenregephla: make it go away
Prometeus Ultima: ?
Saenregephla: there's a bug in my room
Saenregephla: it's either a bee or a lightning bug
Prometeus Ultima: heh
Saenregephla: either way I don't want it in my room
Saenregephla: but if it's a bee I'm freaked out
Prometeus Ultima: id love to help, but right now im bored and depressed, so im gonna try and get to sleep
Prometeus Ultima: have a nice night, and good luck with the bee thing
Saenregephla: lol
Saenregephla: u should go
Saenregephla: to my house
Saenregephla: and get rid of this bug
Saenregephla: in my room
Prometeus Ultima: ....
Prometeus Ultima: i should sleep
Prometeus Ultima: can i give you an IOU?
Saenregephla: :-(
Saenregephla: i'm not wearing clothes
Prometeus Ultima: *sigh*
Prometeus Ultima: wait
Prometeus Ultima: what?
Saenregephla: I'm not wearing clothes
Prometeus Ultima: where do you live again?
Saenregephla: therefore u should come over and exterminate this bee ;-)
Prometeus Ultima: how come everyone gets naked when im about to leave....
Saenregephla: 170 Oxford Ave, the room on the left of the staircase
Saenregephla: once ur upstairs
Prometeus Ultima: gwah
Prometeus Ultima: cant you just like
Prometeus Ultima: take pictures
Prometeus Ultima: then we could reenact the killing of the bee
Saenregephla: lol
Prometeus Ultima: and itll be just like i was there
Saenregephla: and u get to see my naked body?
Prometeus Ultima: if thats what you want
Saenregephla: I think that's what u want
Prometeus Ultima: i plead the fifth
Saenregephla: can earwigs fly?
Prometeus Ultima: doubt it
Saenregephla: so I don't have to worry about that
Saenregephla: I just saw it fly by and freaked and almost dropped my laptop on the ground
Prometeus Ultima: heh
Saenregephla: JP!
Saenregephla: get over here and kill whatever bug this is
Prometeus Ultima: hey!
Prometeus Ultima: naked first
Prometeus Ultima: then dead bugs
Saenregephla: I'm naked
Saenregephla: already
Prometeus Ultima: well, i cant see
Prometeus Ultima: i have an idea!
Prometeus Ultima: instead of me going there
Prometeus Ultima: you come over here
Prometeus Ultima: and idk
Saenregephla: ...
Prometeus Ultima: wake me up or something
Saenregephla: that doesn't kill the bee
Prometeus Ultima: im tired
Prometeus Ultima: yes it does
Prometeus Ultima: cuz the bee will be so scared
Saenregephla: y?
Prometeus Ultima: of my awesome manliness
Prometeus Ultima: itll run away
Prometeus Ultima: ((i am SO TIRED))
Saenregephla: Saenregephla: can earwigs fly
Saenregephla: ?
lazrboy9: oh then ti will die soon anyway
lazrboy9: earwigs?
Saenregephla: yea
Saenregephla: Saenregephla: do they
lazrboy9: whats an earwig i mean
lazrboy9: are
Saenregephla: it's the wierd bug that has clawS
lazrboy9: sure why not
Saenregephla: heh, this is what I"ve decided
Saenregephla: Saenregephla: ..
Saenregephla: they climb in ur ear and dig
Saenregephla: it flew by and I freaeked and almost dropped my laptop
lazrboy9: lol
Saenregephla: lazrboy9: its just a fly ang
lazrboy9: earwigs are probably tiny
Saenregephla: ...
Saenregephla: earwigs are big
Saenregephla: lazrboy9: and any other fly is killed in your ear
lazrboy9: most fly in and suffocate in the earwax
Saenregephla: earwigs latch on to the ear, and dig in and then inhabit ur brain
Saenregephla: lazrboy9: well that happens
Prometeus Ultima: haha
Prometeus Ultima: sure
Saenregephla: I like that idea
Saenregephla: earwigs inhabiting the brain
So this is fun... hope I can sleep with this bug in my room :(
Remember that earwigs will inhabit your brain and take over your body... We hates the earwigs, we hates them!
:) Night