Who's surprised?? *shrugs*
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In May I helped kimmay17 see the light (8 points). In August I bought porn for bondgirl51 (-10 points). Last Saturday I set eniariom's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-73 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
serenlasedai