Oh, mine is the best

[serenlasedai]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, serenlasedai sent to me...

Twelve lamenameheres drumming
Eleven valorians piping
Ten one_n_only_mikes a-leaping
Nine empress_ehvuls dancing
Eight ferdinand_browns a-milking
Seven gillandreds a-swimming
Six nilla_crackers a-laughing
Five bo-o-o-ondgirl51s
Four barids
Three arigins
Two books
...and a rum in a jasinbashar.

I get 5 Mothers and rum in Jasin! \o/