Snitched this from Duke. :P
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I pushed tristan_taylor_ in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I stole jai_bakura's purse (-30 points). In November I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I pulled over and changed aidan_mutou's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (994 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
serenityw
Ha hah, nuns love me... Sorry about that, though, Tristan. And I'd make a great dictator; you could all call me "Her Magnificence".