The English Weather

[serenitysmiles]

I believe the current state of the weather in England can be summed up thus:

Sun: Well it's getting quite late, I suppose I'll have to rise sometime even though I'm feeling really weak.

Thick grey clouds: *hang around feigning innocence*

Sun: *rises*

Darkness: *retreats*

Thick grey clouds: *cover entire sky* Mwahahaha we shall not let you shine. See how we block your light from reaching the earth. No light or warmth shall penetrate, only murky greyness shall be seen.

Sun: *shines pathetically*

Thick grey clouds: *throw rain at earth with unnecessary vigour* Mwahahaha, we shall show no mercy!

Wind: *blows enthusiastically* See how I whip the rain into swirly patterns! Feel how wet and cold it is as I blow it in your face!

Sun: *cowers* I can't take much more of this. I must leave!

Thick grey clouds: *rain harder in celebration*

Sun: *starts to set*

Wind: *howls loudly in triumph*

Thick grey clouds: *rain more* We win, we win again! Mwahahaha!

Sun: *sets and disappears*

Darkness: *descends*

Humans: WTF? I'm sure there used to be this magical and hallowed thing known as daylight. It happened in the day. Why has it forsaken us?! Why?! :(