A Sonnet + 1: 15 Lines from 15 Movies

Mar 07, 2008 11:36

Featuring: Audrey Hepburn, superheroes, teenage pregnancy, dancing, sex and money. Among other things.

Stolen from everyone who's done it already: 15 of my favorite movie lines from 15 of my favorite movies everrr.

1. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?

2. A heart is a fist covered in blood!

3. I'd kill to dance like that. It's like sex on hardwood.

4. Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary.

5. Maybe your boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.

6. You always want your feelings understood! But mine are childish! Sex isn't disgusting unless you make it disgusting! There can be beauty in this place too!

7. Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

8. We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice our waitress was black?

9. I'm in love with you. And I'm in love with your beautiful woman. And I'm in love with your kids. And I'm even in love with your unborn child. I'm even in love with your anger! I'm in love with anything that lives!

10. I like a woman built for comfort, not for speed.

11. There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.

12. I've never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on. With my dress off, it's MOST unusual.

13. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal.

14. What are you supposed to do when the ones with all the power are hurting those with none? Well for starters, you stand up. Stand up and tell the truth. You stand up for your friends. You stand up even when you're all alone. You stand up.

15. Settle down, are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.

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