Jan 31, 2008 12:28
Taken from Nicole: The Shop that sells Husbands
A store that sells husbands has just
opened in New York City , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch. ... You may choose
any
man from a particular floor, or you may
choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign
on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks,
but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor
and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead good looking and help with
the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth
floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
14,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men
for a good laugh and to all the women
who can handle the truth.