And One of Them’s a Doctor
Word Count: ~1,300
Rating: PG
Summary: Simon’s about the find out the hard way that the barker’s not lying.
Notes/Disclaimers: Alas, I own none of the characters, nor am I profiting from this in any way - unless you count the immense amount of amusement I derive from writing this stuff. Episode tag for Firefly’s “The Message”, which I both quote and paraphrase quite a bit. Thanks goes out as always to
sophia_sol, whose insight continues to aid in de-suckifying my fics.
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Behind this curtain is lies most astounding scientific find in the history of humanity. Proof! Of alien life! )